Action & Adventure

Advantages: Some good special effects.
Disadvantages: Dreadful acting and even worse writing and direction.

In a remote mountain village, hunter D'Leh has found the love of his life in the beautiful young Evolet. When a band of marauding warlords raid the village and take Evolet D'Leh and a small band of hunters give chase. Their pursuit takes them to the ends of the earth to find her. They must do battle with prehistoric creatures before finding themselves in a lost civilisation. Their fate lies in a city of great pyramids built to appease a living god ...
...known for his big, stupid special effects-laden movies but here he's really outdone himself. If you thought "Independence Day" was brainless, you haven't seen anything yet. At least that movie had a semblance of a story, a handful of decent actors and a sense of humour. The problem with this one is that it has no idea what it's talking about but takes itself seriously anyway. I knew it was going to be bad the moment the chewily-accented narration ... Read review

Advantages: None
Disadvantages: Everything about this film

100 Million Years B.C. Released: 5th May 2008 Directed By: Griff Furst Runtime: 85 Minutes Certificate: 18 Cast: Michael Gross - Dr. Frank Reno Christopher Atkins - Erik Reno Greg Evigan - LCDR Ellis Dorn Stephen Blackehart - Lt. Robert Peet Geoff Meed - CPO Lopes Wendy Carter - Betty Marie Westbrook - Ruth Dean Kreyling - Chief 'Bud' Stark Phil Burke - Stubbs Nick McCallum - Burke Aaron Stigger - Manriquez Daniel Ponsky - Jones ...
...to scientists back in time 100 million years unfortunately though some did not make it and a few were found moulded into the various bulkheads of the ship that they were on whilst attempting the time travelling journey however the ship turned up some 300 miles away from its original position so everyone presumed that they had discovered teleportation. Something went wrong with the mission though and left the team stranded in the dawn of time with ... Read review

Advantages: Mos Def's character Eddy
Disadvantages: Mod Def's character's voice

...but I couldn't help it. 16 Blocks caught my eye and thus I starved in its name. The Story The film starts at a crime scene, some latin gangsters have been murdered and the police officer in charge wants to get an "unimportant" officer to cover the crime scene, an aged out of shape Bruce Willis walks in with a newspaper and plants himself on a seat and takes out a hip flask of whiskey. He plays a charcter called Jack Moseley, an old tired police ...
...testimoney, just the shortdistance of 16 blocks. Here we meet Eddie Bunker, played by Mos Def, that might mean alot to some hiphop fans, I didn't know of him until this film. His charcter is so annoying at first he is really hard to make out with his weird cartoon charcter chatty voice. You get used to it after a while sort of but it is annoying and it would have been better if they had a character you could understand. So Jack and Eddy are on their ... Read review

Advantages: its fantastic im speachless
Disadvantages: nothing

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Advantages: fantastic
Disadvantages: age rating too high

This Film Is Fantastic, I Have Seen All The Others Aswell, But i think this first one has to be the best, this dvd is a two disc eddition,the second cd has alot of features ,featuring interviews, the behind the scenes making of the film,all the work and effort that has gone into the making of this film, I would recommend this film to anyone that is a johnny depp fan, he plays a really funny character in this film and keeps you laughing throughout, ... Read review