World's Most Dangerous Animals - Anaconda DVD

Advantages: the characters were good apart from a couple
Disadvantages: the snake did not look very real

...Anaconda is about a giant snake that is 40 foot long and is lurking in a swamp. The characters are on a mission to do a documentary about the people living around this swamp and finding out how they survive until they find a so called stranded local. During the movie the Anaconda attacks the boat several times squeezing all the life out of all of his victims. The man who was picked up says he knows a thing or 2 about snakes, then when an abandoned boat is found in the swamp there is a picture of him in a newspaper cut out and says that he is an expert snake catcher and they slowly begin to figure out that his story was a lie. The snake is killed when it falls off the top of an abandened building when it is on fire. This is just all the old classics big dangerous animal very hard to kill and the only survivers are a male and a female... Read review

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...emblazoned upon their foreheads within the first ten minutes. You get to miss the hamfisted attempts at humour which would have a 5 year old rolling their eyes at how juvenile and misplaced it is and you will hopefully get to miss out on sitting through this heap of trash if you pay any attention whatsoever to this review. Lets hope you do. Anaconda is basically another movie which tries to be a Jaws clone, but doesn't try hard enough. We have done sharks, alligators, pirhana fish...just about everything else on the planet so it is obviously time that we added a large killer snake into the melange. THE WORLD NEEDS IT!! Well the world could have easily have done without Anaconda and lets hope most continue to do so. The main problem is in that there is nothing particularly scary about a big snake. Take this fact and then add... Read review

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...nothing to enhance her actress status in the world. The special effects are pretty loose to say that it is obvious the snakes are digitally created which destroys the scenes when characters are being eating/taken away. Ice cube is continuously cast as the same character in most films (the brother from la) and escapes at the end as do the rest of the major players in the cast - no surprises there. If you do miss this film you won't be missing much!... Read review

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