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"What should I get her for her birthday?" was the question that arose this past week when my daughter's seventh birthday approached. I suggested cinema vouchers, which her grown up half sister decided was a fabulous idea, but she never got around to getting the actual tickets. Instead, she opted to treat us all out to the film of said seven year old's choice, which was Wall-E.
This was more than fine by us, as the advertisements showied an appealing Number Five like creation and we knew it was a product of Pixar, who so far had not steered us wrong. We looked forward to gorgeous CGI animation and a rollicking good story, so what did we get? Our expectations far exceeded is what!
Wall-E is the last of a series of automated robots left behind by a huge retail giant a la Wal mart or Tesco to clean up all the mountains of rubbish left behind by human civilisation in their quest for ever more goods and even more convenience. BuyLarge owned huge superstores, banks, fast food outlets, and more as can be seen in the ruins amidst the mountains of rubbish. The rubbish build up got so bad, that BuyLarge's holiday arm built several space cruise liners and took humanity ff to the stars for a five year cruise while the
Wall_E's cleaned up the rubbish. Several hundred years later, humanity still hasn't returned, and all the Wall-E units save one seem to have broken down, and its no wonder. No one remained to do any repairs! Nor did humanity have a reason to return. The bots could collect the trash, and compress it, but what to do with it afterwards? The answer apparently was sculpture, as some of those skyscrapers are not buildings at all, but carefully stacked bricks made of compressed trash.
It's a lonely existence, and after all his time on planet, Wall-E has developed something of a personality. He loves music, and collects remnants of human civilisation, from forks and spoons to an old video tape of a musical. He keeps the music playing to himself as he works to keep himself company, and when dusk falls, rolls into a shipping container unit that he has made into a home and watches his musical, sadly trying to dance along. He is so desperate for companionship, that when he encounters a cockroach, he makes a pet out of it, in a manner reminiscent of Ben.
Things are set to change however, thanks to a chance meeting with an unknown robot that is much more advanced than he. Her name is Eve, and she is on a mission. She doesn't know what the purpose is, so flits about scanning everything in sight. Wall_E is smitten, so takes out his most treasured find, a small plant in a boot. This doesn't have quite the effect he had hoped for, seeming to send Eve catatonic. He tries desperately to awaken her, caring for her and being by her side, until one day, the ship that dropped her off, returns to take her home. What follows is as much as action packed romantic comedy as it is a social commentary on our modern lifestyle, done with a deft wit and stunning animation techniques.
Anyone who has been even mildly annoyed at the sight of text messaging pedestrians and motorists will ove the wry look at the communication system in use by these future humans. The convenience food swilling couch potatoes of the future are a distorted mirror of our own modern society. It's like Dorian Grey, we are still here young(ish), yet we watch our society age and see our sins visited upon us all with a devastating consequence that is nonetheless rather funny. Add in Eve's mission and subsequent directive and the balance is upset to no end. The status quo must be maintained according to one faction, while another wishes to really live, and get to grow pizza plants (gotta love it, but scarily, many ten year old children when asked to name where fruit or vegetables comes from, instead of saying a plant, seed, or even a farm, said TESCO!). Will the planet stay swamped in rubbish? Will Wall-E and Eve ever get to live happily ever after as only two robots in love could? You'll have to watch it to find out, because I am NOT going to tell you!
Watching it in itself is a sheer pleasure. Pixar's Toy story was dazzling for its great use of CGI, but this takes it way past what I have ever seen achieved before by this studio. The picture is not flat with a trapunto 3 D effect, but rather the pictures show real texture, and the way the light falls seems incredibly natural. In several places, including close ups of Wall-E's metal body, you would be forgiven for thinking you were looking at a digitally filmed real object rather than one cooked up by animation programmers on a computer. The result is simply breathtakingly entrancing, so much so that despite NO spoken dialogue during the first 15 minutes or so of the film, and that we were in a cinema jam packed with kids, there was not even the smallest peep. It was mesmerisingly awesome to behold, and the unfolding action spoke by itself, riveting even the smallest tot. The panoramas shown were vividly detailed, making this a must see experience on the big screen, as it will be vastly reduced in impact even on the largest screened TV.
One of the most hotly anticipated films of this year, it's well worth paying the ticket price to see it at your local cinema. Seeing the prices of those tickets these days, that's saying something.
***Note, this review is film only as it is out in cinemas only at the moment, and not available as a DVD***
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Advantages: Everything, Perfect Story, Perfect Characters, Perfect Animation Disadvantages: It's a shame the movie couldn't last for 5 hours instead of only 2.
rally1998 20.07.2008 (20.07.2008)
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