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High school student Sam Witwicky is thrilled when his dad offers to buy him his first car. He ends up with a battered Ford Camaro that turns out to be more than meets the eye. In fact it's a heroic Autobot warrior from the planet Cybertron, by the name of Bumblebee. Their deadly enemies are the villainous Decepticons. Both groups find themselves on earth searching for the whereabouts of the Allspark, which has the power to destroy the whole planet. And only Sam can help the good guys to find it first before the Decepticons get their hands on it and awaken their master Megatron.
Say what you like about Michael Bay's films, but you can always see where the money's going in his blockbusting special effects extravaganzas. It's far from subtle but you get plenty of bang for your buck. A big action sequence comes along every few minutes, replete with huge explosions, robot-on-robot smack-downs and senseless destruction and violence. So there's little chance to get bored. It often feels as though the flashy visuals are there to distract you from the lack of character development. But that's the nature of popcorn entertainment; disengage your brain and just let it wash over you and if that's all you're looking for, you won't be disappointed.
You can see every cent spent on developing the Transformers robots. The design of the robots is a master-class in how to animate CGI automata. For a start, they look the business; there are a range of textures and reflective qualities to the metals, right down to different paint effects such as metallic sparkles or matt brushed steel. The animation is fluid without being too slick and there's a good sense of weight and movement. The bots aren't as chunky and clumsy as in the cartoons, so there is a lot more fine detail, especially in the smaller creations. You can see the amount of
effort the animators have put into each robot, figuring out exactly how each component would have to move interdependently to enable transformation from robot to vehicle mode. You can sense all the cogs and gears underneath the facades that enable this and can even see some of the tiny moving parts. The transformations are of course accompanied by the traditional sound effects from the cartoon series to keep the fans happy.
However purists may be upset by the design of some of the characters. Optimus Prime is still pretty much the same (a big red and blue truck) but Bumblebee is a Ford Camaro instead of a Volkswagen Beetle and Megatron no longer defies physics to transform into a gun. There is also at least one import from the "Beast Wars" series in the form of Skorponok. But overall the designs are logical progression of the originals, characterised by a more delicate and angular aesthetic. Each machine is capable of a surprising amount of expression as a result, though it tends to be of the cartoonish variety. For example, Soundwave replacement Frenzy sneaks his way past security in hilarious fashion, twitching and muttering to himself. The characters are beautifully integrated into their surroundings so it feels like they're really there. It's the way their environments react to them; such as the collateral damage caused by them running or jumping. The best example is when the Autobots are trying to hide from Sam's parents in the back garden, accidentally breaking loads of stuff while tiptoeing around. It's also a nice example of the sense of humour Bay brings to the movie. There are plenty of throwaway jokes, such as Decepticon Barricade's police car disguise that incorporates the legend "To punish and enslave" or Agent Simmons' personalised underwear. It is moments like these that stop the film from appearing to take itself too seriously. Without them it would be a relentless round of wham-bam action set pieces.
The screenplay by Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzmann is short on character development and long on incident. Sam Witwicky is the usual geeky but nice accidental hero of the piece, mooning after the beautiful Mikaela. The Autobots are paragons of goodness while the Decepticons are two-dimensional villains that never explain their motivations. At times Optimus Prime feels like a lazy plot motor because of his function as narrator over the opening and closing credits and also because his dialogue is exposition heavy. Otherwise he's just another heroic archetype. He covers the whole origin of the Transformers in a single monologue. The peripheral characters lack depth; there's a bunch of computer geeks who exist solely to chivvy along the plot or provide comic relief. The army unit is just there to provide muscle when the big fight comes and Agent Simmons is intended to obstruct the characters and inform the audience.
The plotting is obvious, there's never any doubt in your mind what the outcome will be and though fun there are myriad plot holes. So the film is perhaps overlong at a hundred-and-forty-four minutes because there isn't quite enough story to fill it. The dialogue has its moments, notably when Sam's mum is embarrassing him to death or when a cop desperate to be "down with the kids" is making wild accusations. Optimus and Megatron continue their cod-Shakespearean combat from the cartoons and nonsense-spouting Jazz is as annoying as ever.
Shia Laboeuf is rapidly becoming one of my favourite young actors. He can play everyman types without being bland and has good emotional range and comic timing. Possibly more importantly in this film he can convince the viewer that he's seeing things that aren't really there and interacting with them. As Sam he's geeky but likeable and cheeky but sarcastic and he's not your average production line square-jawed hero. As an actor he's growing in confidence and I hope to see more from him in future.
Megan Fox plays love interest Mikaela as a now fairly standard proactive action heroine. She's introduced as a hot chick initially but once we've got past the pouting and posing she's likeable enough and has tolerable chemistry with Laboeuf. Though odds are most guys in the audience won't be watching her for her acting ability. Josh Duhamel is little more than eye candy for the ladies as square-jawed action hero Capt Lennox, fulfilling the needs of the role but not going above and beyond to make the character memorable. The same is true of Jon Voight as the President. Anthony Anderson plays to type as trash-talking ultra-geek Glenn Whitmarsh and Bernie Mac puts in a fast talking cameo as car salesman Bobby Bolivia. The only person that really stands out is John Turturro as weaselly jobsworth Agent Simmons. But that's merely because he puts on a hammy pantomime performance, which stands out against the otherwise naturalistic acting.
The original music by Steve Jablonsky is heavy on big orchestral arrangements and epic brass, as you'd expect from an action movie score. But it is mixed with occasional bouts of synthesized choruses that reference the futuristic characters. The scene is set for chaos by forbidding percussion and deep-voiced choruses as the Decepticons attack and sweeping strings accompany the arrival of the Autobots who are then referred to with heavenly choruses. Sam is represented by twanging acoustic guitar. Insistent rhythms add excitement to action sequences and there's plenty of heroic brass that brings an epic quality to the production that matches the scope of the movie. The other soundtrack choices include a series of musical gags as Bumblebee tries to help Sam get the girl with tracks like "Drive" by The Cars, (which features the lyrics "Who's going to drive you home tonight?"), "Sexual Healing", "I Feel Good" and "Baby Come Back" and the usual crunching rock associated with action movies. The music is appropriate and effective throughout.
"Transformers" is a great action movie if you want to disengage your brain and have fun. The direction is brash and the production is flashy and stupid in the most enjoyable of ways. The acting is decent and fits the style of the film. The story is no great shakes, being riddled with plot holes, but just about hangs together. The movie is going to appeal most to men who remember playing with the toys while watching the TV series or reading the comics. I saw it with my boyfriend, who loved it so much he almost cried as it was all he could have wished for after twenty years of fervent hoping. I think that's proof positive that it speaks to its chosen demographic. And hell yes, I enjoyed it too…Oh and remember to watch the end credits for a few extras.
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