... The story begins when neglected teenager Heather Fasulo (played by Agnes Bruckner) is left at a remote boarding school for girls only, guess where? Right in the middle of the woods! The school is governed by the wicked headmistress Ms Traverse (played by Patricia Clarkson) she and the staff ... Read review
The woods come alive in this frightening psychological horror story of a young girl with a ... more
marked soul.Falburn Academy is a prestigious all-girls boarding school nestled deep within the forest. Its newest student, Heather Fasulo (Agnes Bruckner), isn't...
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all-girls boarding school where nothing is quite what it seems. Haunted by voices from the woods new student Heather knows there's something out there - and it's com...
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the death of his wife Paul - known as Cope - balances family life with a career as a prosecutor. But when a homicide victim is found with evidence linking him to Cope the well-buried secrets of the past are threatening everything. Is this body one of the campers who disappeared with his sister? Could his sister be alive? Cope has to confront so much he left behind that summer so long ago: his first love Lucy his mother who abandoned the family and the secrets that his parents might have been hiding even from their own children. Cope must decide what is better left hidden in the dark and what truths can be brought to the light. And can he find absolution?
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Advantages: not as long as some rubbish films Disadvantages: still too long
...bad attempt at psychological horror. The story begins when neglected teenager Heather Fasulo (played by Agnes Bruckner) is left at a remote boarding school for girls only, guess where? Right in the middle of the woods! The school is governed by the wicked headmistress Ms Traverse (played by Patricia Clarkson) she and the staff are nothing more than wicked people hiding a wicked secret.
Heather is tormented by her class mates and staff ... ...parents other than to ask the staff to, who of course do not. When students start to disappear, Heather realises that there is something very wrong with this place and as her visions start at nights she becomes even more terrified, seeing things in her sleep that she cannot explain.
One thing`s for sure, she is very much alone here and someone knows what’s going on but no one is saying. She eventually makes friends with one of her ... more
This movie can best be described as a very bad attempt at psychological horror. The story begins when neglected teenager Heather Fasulo (played by Agnes Bruckner) is left at a remote boarding school for girls only, guess where? Right in the middle of the woods! The school is governed by the wicked headmistress Ms Traverse (played by Patricia Clarkson) she and the staff are nothing more than wicked people hiding a wicked secret.
Heather is tormented by her class mates and staff alike and is desperate to return home but has no way of getting in touch with her parents other than to ask the staff to, who of course do not. When students start to disappear, Heather realises that there is something very wrong with this place and as her visions start at nights she becomes even more terrified, seeing things in her sleep that she cannot explain.
One thing`s for sure, she is very much alone here and someone knows what’s going on but no one is saying. She eventually makes friends with one of her class mates and gets some mumbo jumbo information from her about other girls who have been taken by the woods. This information tally’s with what she has seen in her visions and she’s now sure of one thing, there’s something out there amongst those trees and it wont be letting her leave anytime soon.
I was so disappointed by this movie, not least because of the fact that the idea behind it was such a good one but the acting and the portrayal of the idea let it down so badly. There are some very shallow performances throughout the cast and some very weak scripts also.
The parts of the movie that could have been so scary were eventually such a let down as they were so badly acted out. In the end this movie became farcical as it tried in vain to find a way to scare the viewers.
Although a lot of recent horror movies have been let downs this is definitely one of the worst I have had the misfortune to sit through and certainly would not recommend it to anyone.
THE CAST! <<<<<>>>>> Agnes Bruckner ... Heather Fasulo Patricia Clarkson ... Ms. Traverse Rachel Nichols ... Samantha Wise Lauren Birkell ... Marcy Turner Emma Campbell ... Alice Fasulo Marcia Bennett ... Ms. Mackinaw Gordon Currie ... The Sheriff Jude Beny ... School Nurse Bruce Campbell ... Joe Fasulo Jane Gilchrist ... Ms. Cross Catherine Colvey ... Ms. Leland Kathleen Mackey ... Ann Whales Cary Lawrence ... Ms. Charevoix Colleen Williams ... Ms. Arbor Melissa Altro ... Barb (as Missy Altro)
MY RATINGS! <<<<<<>>>>>> Story line: 6/10 Acting: 5/10 Special effects: 5/10 Script: 4/10 Soundtrack: 3/10 Overall: 5/10
THE DVD! <<<<<>>>>> Runtime: 92 minutes Video: 16.9 widescreen Audio: Dolby 5.1 Subtitles: English, French and Spanish Classification: 15 Extras: none
Directed by Lucky Mckee Written By David Ross
I sincerely hope I have managed to talk you out of wasting an hour and a half of your precious life, there truly is nothing good about this movie except when it ends and even then you are left scratching your head!
I hope you have enjoyed this little review although even if you have not, you will still get much more enjoyment from reading it again than you will ever get from watching the movie it is written on!
Advantages: None Disadvantages: So boring i fell asleep
The Woods was released on DVD in October 2006
Directed by Lucky Mckee ("Masters of Horror")
Written By David Ross Genre: Horror
Cast
Heather -- Agnes Bruckner
Ms. Traverse -- Patricia Clarkson
Samantha -- Rachel Nichols
Marcy -- Lauren Birkell
Alice -- Emma Campbell
Joe -- Bruce campbell
Ms. Mackinaw -- Marcia Bennet
The Sheriff -- Gordon Currie
This film is a definite no for anyone that enjoys a good horror. It is ridiculous, unrealistic ... ...home about. As far as the acting goes it wasn't too bad but there was a lot of room for improvement.
The film is about Heather (Agnes Bruckner) who is a teenage girl with a few problems and doesn't get on well with her mother. She is really neglected by her parents (Emma Campbell and Bruce Campbell) and because they cannot deal with her she is sent to an isolated all girls boarding school in the middle of some really creepy woods. The staff are ...
phoenix221984 26.02.2007
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Heather is a young woman with a tendency to set things on fire. Her exasperated parents send her off to a remote boarding school in a mysterious wooded area, where it turns out the administration has been collecting young people with special powers in order to execute their nefarious schemes.
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Equal parts Dario Argento and Henry James, Lucky McKee's brooding psychological horror film stars Agnes Bruckner as Heather, a young woman with a tendency to set things on fire. Her exasperated parents send her off to a remote boarding school in a mysterious wooded area, where it turns out the administration has been collecting young people with special powers in order to execute their nefarious schemes. Patricia Clarkson (DOGVILLE, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK) stars as the school's creepy headmistress, and cult legend Bruce Campbell (ARMY OF DARKNESS) plays Heather's father.
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