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Former Marine John Triton gets kicked out of the marines for doing what was hounarable, saving fellow soliders who had been taken prisoner by an Al-Queda force. After busting in and killing the rebels in the most ellaberale and over the top way possilbe he is discharged from the marines were he is left with the job of a secruity guard. This job only lasts him 1 day were he get fired for basically beating 3 guys up in a styleish way, smashing a few windows and tables. Him and his wife Kate try to escape and go somewere so they can relax for a while with no wories but one apperently troublr free gas station turns their day on its head as a gang of diamound theifs who are unhappy with the arrival of a cop. This turns into a shooting where Johns wife is taken along with his car leaving him lmost knocked out. He goes on a chase to try and get his wife back that leads him flying off down a dliff in a car, running throught the swaps and evetually fighting with a few big muscley guys, luckley we see a few wresterling moves here, a chokeslam lthough i was exspecting the signiture FU. Eventually he gets to his wife after beinging in 3 exsplosions were he kills another gang mamber with only the leader remaining who he fights whilst the truck with his wife in sinks to the bottum of the river. But as most films go he manages to get his wife, kill the bad guy and go home happily like nothing happened.
this film is well played by John Cena, WWE Champion in the WWE and a great one at that. I\'m surprised he found the time to acctually make this film since he\'s been at the top of the WWE for so long. But many other films have been made by wrestlers and not all have been recevied well, but this is something different and for a changed a WWE star gives a great action preformance and dramtica preformance at the end. Kelly Carlson plays Johns wife well although for most of the film shes a helpless victim being slapped or dragged around by the diamound theifs. Robert Patrick played the diamound theif leader and does a easy job of a basic role and does a good job at being a ruthless jewell theif.
Special Features consist of Tha Making Of The Marine also other features that mostly consist of John Cena being a WWE film. Also they put in a promotional WWE feature which was going ot be here.
Running Time: 87 and all of those minutes are well worth it!]
I would advise anyone to buy this DVD only £5 on play.com check it out!
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Advantages: Absolutey laugh out loud hilarious - and it isn't even meant to be funny Disadvantages: Appaling plot, cast, everything really... but thats what makes it so brilliant
cornzee 25.06.2007 (19.11.2007)
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Advantages: Absolutey laugh out loud hilarious - and it isn't even meant to be funny Disadvantages: Appaling plot, cast, everything really... but thats what makes it so brilliant
cornzee 25.06.2007 (19.11.2007)
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