The lithe body of Halle Berry was fearlessly exploited in the latest James Bond flick in a nod back to the Sixties and Ursula Andress rising from the oceans in Dr No. It was a shame for Ms Berry is undoubtedly a very gifted actress, but she is almost certainly going to be better known for flashing her bits than spouting lines from Hamlet. Take the flash bang wallop fare of Swordfish, for instance.
Berry plays an undercover Drug Enforcement Agent trying to smoke out Mr Big, Gabriel, played eccentrically by good old Dimple Chin himself, Johnny Travolta. She's one clever little chicken here, but still we get the camera lingering longingly over the undoubted hedonistic charms of the girl as it's best breast forward and blow jobs to the fore.
Swordfish is one glamorous, glossy, modernistic little crime epic and has an awful lot going for it. It doesn't really need the dig it in your groin tricks which populate vast stretches of its landscape. However, as Gabriel tries to persuade
the ace hacker Stan (Hugh Jackman) to climb on board with his evil schemes, it's a gun to the head and a sexy blonde prising her lips around Hughie's big end to test his abilities against the clock. Now where did that one come from?
It's undoubtedly very pleasant on the eye, as is the gorgeously curvaceous torso of Ms Berry, but really there's no need to whet our appetite, because Swordfish has enough tricks and dips to keep you going for hours without the gratuitous soft porno scenes.
Aye, let's not get too worked up and morally uptight because increasingly sex is an ever present thing in the modern day world of cinema - why even JRR Tolkien's sword and sorcery works get the misty eyed lust treatment with Strider double dealing with an elf and a human princess while Legolamb and Gimlet get it on in the pantry...
Swordfish is a massive, swelling, lovable organ of a piece, oozing all sorts of love juice, even if its form far outweighs its substance. It's high tech and low brow, with Jackman, Berry, Travolta and the characteristically muted Vinnie Jones dancing up and down in a fantastical big money thrill fest. It's visually stunning, lovingly crafted, blindingly realised and hugely enjoyable, but it still feels a little bit off centre.
Jackman plays the endlessly bemused master hacker whom Travolta persuades to help him become very rich indeed, while Berry provides the sex interest and Jones seethes menacingly as only he can, although he was much better employed by Guy Ritchie in Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. The humour which ran richly through the veins of those epics is what the Yanks could do with healthy dose of - Swordfish is engrossed with its own earnest seriousness and fashion consciousness, you wouldn't dream of self deprecation on the streets of the States, now would you?
But then who is perfect, after all? You can't criticise this film too much, because it is breathlessly enjoyable, even if it much too big for its own boots. You might think from what I've said that I don't like Swordfish, but you'd be very, very wrong. I adore everything about it.
Hugh Jackman plays the role that Arnie Schwarzenegger used to have cornered completely. The loser divorcee who only cares about his estranged daughter and is prepared to wear a one man war against the entire universe. However, it's not bulging biceps which Hughie has going for him, even though he was pretty macho as Wolverine in X-Men, but bulging brain cells. He does so with a wonderfully smooth style which is eerily reminiscent of Clint Eastwood at his best, but not so much the Man With No Name, as the Man With No Modem. Truly, Jackman is set to be one of the stars of New Millennium Cinema, if he can just avoid falling prey to light comedy romance - he's made for violent action epics and playing square jawed enforcers of law and order.
Here he comes squarely eyeball to eyeball up against Johnny Travolta, good against evil and the former star of Grease is a manic spiv with attitude and Rule the World obsessions. He's got a millions times more evil in him than any of James Bond's weak kneed enemies and the sort of thin goatee and naff haircut which Robert Pires seems to have made a career out of. Since Travolta came blindingly to the fore in Tarantino's gorgeously black Pulp Fiction, he has had some meaty and exquisite roles, and this is very much one of the best, much better and darker than that afford to him opposite Nicholas Cage in Face Off.
Swordfish is heartily recommended, even if it is as daft as a brush and far too glossy for its own good.
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ickle_devil 06.08.2001 ·
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