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...pretty damn awful, but as the show reached its first year it bloomed and developed into something amazing, sadly by then the British public had switched off in disgust, so when it became good nobody actually realised. Eldorado has something in common with Zombie Diaries, and that is at the start it was just utter shit. Where these things differ is that while Eldorado got better Zombie Diaries just gets steadily worse, marks out of ten for this movie ... ...everybody said that this was the case, but most said that they could not stomach to watch it to the end, so I figured like Eldorado maybe it got better.
Another good comparison is like Eldorado, the acting is horrific! In fact it's the most terrible thing about this movie. Forget the stampede of angry Zombies, who the hell is going to save us from the acting. Sitting in a close second place in the horror scales is the fact that the plot for this ...
sghawken 31.08.2007
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...you'll miss it role in the newsroom fairly near the start of the movie), its a British movie with a 1st time director (which is painfully obvious from the disjointed way the various sections of the movie are cut, its probably done to try to seem clever & thoughtful when its merely annoying & seriously disjointed).
The film is presented by way of various video camera diaries giving the director an excuse to shoot a lot of handheld camera work which ... ...been very en vogue since The Blair Witch Project and this movie is just as bad and annoying as that was.
The film opens with some soldiers in non-matching uniforms (someone obviously doesn't know what the word Uniform means then? Get a dictionary) showing the low budget, it obviously didn't allow for SUSAT's either which are standard issue on all British Army rifles, only the really poor RAF use iron sights. Theres also the huge goof of the 2 scientists ...
atytyut2434 14.01.2009
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Advantages: None whatsoever Disadvantages: the entire rubbish film
What the hell were these folks thinking. NO, NO, NO, you do not make horror like this, the only horror is how shockingly poor this is.
The story is about, oh hang on sorry there is no plot. Basically how the film starts you may as well have been on Mars for the past decade, for you have no clue as to what is going on, other than there is some sort of virus. The film is erratic flitting to different scenes with different people, you do not know who ... ...just so crap. The Director has obviously seen way too much Blair Witch Project, "Oh what was that" heavy breathing starts and a flashlight comes on, a brief glimpse of zombie in the dark "AAAARRRRGGHH" hysterical shrill scream camera bouncing around like two puppies in a sleeping bag, "Flash light on face with snot on top lip "Oh my god, what is that i am so scared" Also very much like most haunted with green night vision and "ooh did you hear that?, ...
tayloa22 29.08.2007
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Advantages: One mildly scary scene Disadvantages: The rest of the film
...film to be one of the worst films i have seen, and definitely the worst zombie film, and there are many many bad zombie films. The film is shown from 3 groups of peoples points of view, all filmed from video cameras. On the cover of the DVD, there was a quote saying "the most realistic zombie film made", and when i began watching, i agreed. The first group followed is some journalists, and their interviews seem very real, but the realisticness stops ... ...to be made famous. The acting really ruined the film and made it unbelievable. Non of the characters were likable or life like. And the zombies only appear for about 5 minutes of the whole film, its not really about them, even though the title is zombie diaries! ...
pablosanpedro 04.06.2009
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Advantages: nothing Disadvantages: acting, effects, story line, filming, extras, every thing
Ok this film is the worst zombie movie that has been released to the public to suffer this film.(what film). This film had only one plot zombie taking over the uk that was it. Split in to 3 diaries on 3 groups of people trying to survive the virus that hit the uk. But the story line did not make scenes. The story line for the groups is missing of how they started off. How they got to that point in time. The acting is so poor, and they hade to multitask ... ...a better film. The special effects where poor and you could see the mistakes/ errors in the film. The sound was poor and some crackling during the film, the extras on the film are long very tearing to watch and sit throw. The making of the film part is nearly as long as the film. The timing for the film is as follows
Run length of film 81 mins
Extras
Making of 56 mins
Delete scenes 12 of them at total 15min
Trailer is 2 min
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thesandman 05.09.2007
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In the early part of the 21st Century an unknown virus began spreading among the ... more
populous. Within weeks it had engulfed the entire planet from the smallest rural communities to the greatest cities. Upon the death of its host the virus would reanimat...
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Production Year: 2000 - Horror - Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans - Original Language: English - Classification: 18 years and over - Starring: Carmen Electra, Anna Faris, Kurt Fuller, James Van Der Beek, Keenen Ivory Wayans