The Law of Diminishing Returns
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
LostWitness
Advantages: Erm...
Disadvantages: ...Let Me See
...myself, therefore, when I found Scary Movie rather amusing.
(I think it was probably the homo-jokes that did it. It was either that or the girl with the banana.)
What surprised me more, however, was that they went on to make a Scary Movie 2, and astoundingly, Scary Movie 3. Oh dear. Whose idea was that?
Scary Movie 3 is essentially a spoof of two big movies, namely The Ring and Signs. It dips its toe, however, into other waters, and certain ...
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13.11.2004
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An hour and a half of my life...wasted.
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
unnameable
Advantages: end credits.... so glad when they appeared
Disadvantages: everything else.
...actually enjoyed the first two Scary Movie films. Toilet gags, slapstick, smut, what more could I want?
Looking at a few of the reviews here on Ciao, as well as in the papers, I was looking forward to the third in the series for the same reasons as above (yet more gutter humour).
One thing worried me though….why had the Wayans brothers sued Dimension, as well as try to stop the film being made? I’m pretty certain they’re not actually listed ...
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13.02.2004
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As good as the first one.--UPDATE--
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
reddragonflame87
Advantages: Charlie Sheen and Leslie Neilson. The 8 Mile scene has to be seen to be believed!
Disadvantages: Leslie Neilson only appears in it for a little while and his role is kinda wasted
...I was a fan of Scary Movie.
The first of the series was hilarious. With crazy gags, knock-offs of just about every movie you can imagine, and some of the wittiest bits of cinema ever, it was a real hit with me. The second Scary Movie was a bit dissapointing. The jokes got a little bit old, but a few scenes saved it (Like the cat fight). When the third one came out, I wasn't going to watch it until I saw the adverts with a picture of some dude dressed ...
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04.03.2005
(08.03.2005)
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Mediocre is the word of the day
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
chilimental
Advantages: Good if you own the other two - Charlie Sheen
Disadvantages: Mediocre story at best - overused 'The Ring/Signs'
...get straight to business - Scary Movie 3 is MEDIOCRE at best.
I have made the sorry mistake of purchasing the Scary Movie 3 DVD and so forth had to watch it.
So I sat down in front of my TV and turned on the DVD. I like sooooooo many others thought this would be fun, as Scary Movie is a comedy (apparently). It is not that I thought the film or the extra features to be unfunny, they were hilarious! The only problem was that I had seen these 1000 ...
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27.08.2004
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No More Please!
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
Uncle_Slug
Advantages: Very Funny
Disadvantages: Love it or Hate it Kind of Film
...that I have read on Scary Movie 3 have said that the film was a total waste of time and that the film wasn’t even worth watching; but I never believe anything that I read in the papers so I decided to go to the cinema to watch it with one of my friends about 2 weeks ago.
We could tell that there were loads people that were not even going to bother watching the film because a normally fully booked multi-max cinema wasn’t even ¼ full on the release ...
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15.02.2004
(16.02.2004)
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Scariest Movie
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
3rdRockSatan
Advantages: Best of the series | Plenty of laughs | Wayan brothers didn't direct
Disadvantages: Some spoofs don't work | Too much slapstick
...genre as a whole the Scary Movie was already running out of steam as well as movies to spoof. Plans to rush out a third sequel (entitled Episode I: Lord of the Brooms) were put on hold are legal disputes between the Wayan brothers and Dimension. This turned out to be the saving grace of the series as David Zucker was drafted on board and the release of the film put back. Zucker is, of course, one half of the brotherly duo famous for the TV series ...
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30.01.2004
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Nearly as good as Naked Gun comedy standards!
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
Overlord_2
Advantages: Better than the previous two
Disadvantages: Still room for improvement!
I watched the previous two Scary Movie films without much enjoyment at all! All they seemed to me were crappy teen comedies that arn't really very funny, and are just full of naked women, (not always a bad thing, but you want films to have some respectable features!
What made me go and see this film at the cinema?
I went to see this film mainly because of who is in it. Two of my favourite types of comedy are demonstrated in the "Naked Gun" films ...
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20.02.2004
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Where were the Wayans' ?
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
Kyz22
Advantages: Some good gags, pamela Anderson
Disadvantages: Repetitive
Scary Movie 3 has had bad press and terrible reviews that accuse the film of being the worst thing that has happened to the world Since September 11. Critics are rubbish overpayed morons with little taste in movies whatsoever, that is my opinion at least.
Scary Movie 3 isn't bad at all. This isnt a rave review I am going to give you, it is a fair portrayal of the movie, and an honest account of how it kept me entertained for an hour and a half. ...
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14.02.2004
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More Wayan Brothers Mischief
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
keyboard_kowboy
Advantages: Strong Cast
Disadvantages: Weak Story, redone jokes
I perosnally loved scary movie not being a fan of horror movies per se i loved the parodies the Wayan Brothers did in the first one. The seond onei hated mainly because of the weak story line, not that i am against weak stories i just expect laughs from them. So what can you expect out of scarey movie 3.
Well more of the same non sensical plot that the wayan brothers are becoming famous for. but there are a few laughs in here and i say few but ...
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30.01.2004
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SCARY MOVIE 3
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
fatfacedharry
Advantages: The COMEDY
Disadvantages: Bit of the same all the way through the trilogies
I personally think that Scary Movie 3 is a really good film as the comedy just radiates from the actors that portray these complex "but easily understandable" characters.
That I know of, there are only two main characters who are in each of the 3 films made, these are "Brenda" and "Linda". These characters are both funny but not because of jokes that they say but things that happen to them.
The soundtrack to this film is rather lame and not ...
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14.06.2004
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Should Be Called Regina Hall Movie
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
JayHall1991
Advantages: Some Slightly Funny Moments
Disadvantages: No Shorty, Brenda Only In It For A Bit And Quit Kicking blokes In The Nuts!!!
...what I love about it) Scary Movie one was funny because Scream and I Know What You did Last Summer where hardly brain taxing were they? But the ring which was actually a serious quite emotionally involving thriller, which left no room for spoofing, and Signs was quite good, (except those tin foil hats What were they all about ) where bad choices. A few good laughs, including one about mutilating a dead body tasteful. And one last request, to the writers ...
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25.09.2004
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Scary movie 3
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
yabbis21
Advantages: really funny comedy horror
Disadvantages: can be a little far fetched
...like me you have seen scary movie 1 and 2 then scary movie 3 is a must see.
This movie is a non stop gag fest that will apparently leave you scared silly (I dont think) because of the fact that it is a comedy horror there is nothing really scary about this film at all,I mean come on even the screaming of fear in the film is really fake and instead of running from the enemy they try to fight it i mean whats that all about they are meant to run and ...
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16.03.2006
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Not so Scary Movie
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
charkai
Advantages: don't need a brain to watch it
Disadvantages: don't need a brain to watch it
...but very easy to watch Scary Movie people. I'd say watch it if you can't find anything better to do, preferably wait til it's released on tv, or rent it if you really must, but don't buy it unless you're a great fan of spoof movies cos you'll waste your money (it's not that great).
The 'Plot'
Our "heroine" Cindy from the previous 2 films is back, a bubble headed young journalist, she is working at a tv station, covering the appearnce of crop circles ...
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14.07.2004
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WHAT A REAL PEEEEEEE TAKE
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
MotherMacLean
Advantages: good laugh, great pee takes, great actors
Disadvantages: A Little bit confusing
Scary Movie 3
Director: David Zucker
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Certificate: 15
Time running 84 minutes
Label: Dimension Home Video
these sets of films get funnier and funnier as they go on but I do like this 3ed attempt made in 2003. but there's only so many things you can really take the pee out of in this one there really taken the Mickey out of The Ring, Scream, The Sign, 8 Mile, 6th Sense and of course Matrix.
The cast in this is quite ...
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28.06.2004
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Scary spoof lays into more then just horror!
Review of Scary Movie 3 DVD by
daisymay_chantele
Advantages: its a good laugh
Disadvantages: story line that doesnt make much sense.
...you all thought that the Scary Movie franchise had run out of ideas, here it comes again looking like it really has run out of ideas. New director David Zucker of Kentucky Fried Movie and Airplane has strung together an amusing 1 and a half hours worth of sick humour, cheap laughs and a storyline that doesn't really make any sense, although you don't need a good storyline to enjoy comedy like this.
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30.03.2005
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