Advantages: pure laughter value after the first....well all of it really Disadvantages: poor attempt at a 'scream' type film. Acting is laughable.
...it, we went home with Cherry falls, the film where you need to loose your virginity to stay alive. Nice.
The film is set in the aptly named Cherry Falls, a quiet suburban town in Middle America. The initial scenes set out the tone for the whole movie. Two love struck teenagers are smooching in a car when our vicious murderer overhears that they are about to make love for the first time in the back of their Chevrolet. They don't get this far as the ... ...worst 'slasher' killers appears in Cherry Falls. The killer, he/she (woo...the tension), dresses as a lady with a freaky hair-do and an even worse walk. Captain Pugwash would be proud of this walk; it's pure 'pirate with one leg' material! If you cant guess who the killer is within the first 30 minutes of the film then you need your head examining. The plot is poor and, besides from glimpses from Murphy, the acting is laughable. As my girlfriend ...
scottyk 16.05.2001
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Advantages: puts the quality of other horror films in perspective Disadvantages: erm...it's crap?
...should go towards explaining why Cherry Falls was a disappointment.
QUICK PLOT OVERVIEW
- Person killing teenagers
- Mystery over the killers identity
- Gruesome murders
- Town Sheriff investigates
- Teenagers have a party
Sounds familiar?
OK, let’s elaborate and add some things that are exclusive to Cherry Falls:
- Person killing VIRGIN teenagers - Mystery over the killer’s identity – IS IT A MAN OR A WOMEN (actually there isn’t really ... ...THE GORE HAS BEEN CUT TO GIVE THE MOVIE A 15 RATING)
- Town Sheriff investigates (THE TOWN SHERRIF IS NON OTHER THAN MICHAEL BIEHN .. MORE TO FOLLOW)
- Teenagers have a party (TO LOOSE THEIR VIRGINITY AND HENCE NOT GET MURDERED!)
I really wanted this film to be good since it featured Michael Biehn who has appeared in some of my favourite movies (Aliens, Terminator, The Abyss). But his performance in CF is pretty poor. Saying that, it’s actually ...
SmartRich 23.05.2002
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...outing in he form of Cherry Falls, directed by the same guy who brought us Urban Legend. It differs from the usual slasher flick in one rather ingenious way, putting an entire new postmodern spin on the whole thing. Interesting it is in this respect, but sadly there isn't much else to it to keep our interest.
It begins in the town of Cherry Falls, a name which is a play on the main focus of the movie. A killer is bumping off the local high school ... ...of the town organise a cherry popping party, so that they can all lose their virginity and be safe from the killer....and thats the general premise behind the entire movie. The rest of the plot is pretty much incidental because its all just flashing blades and blood the usual serial killer/slasher movie affair.
Slasher movies are always a pretty hit and miss affair but this one is really very miss and miss again. The fault lies mainly perhaps with ...
wampyrii 03.10.2001 (04.10.2001)
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Advantages: Very good movie, clever & funny Disadvantages: Incredibly poor extras, chapter titles reveal plot twists.
...on that line we find Cherry Falls, a small American town. Much like any American town nowadays... there's a crazed woman on the loose murdering teenagers. Unlike your Screams or your I Know What You Did Last Summers though, this slasher movie has a fairly decent motivation behind the killings, and doesn't rely solely on post-modern ideas to win you over. Except one...
...all the victims of the murder spree are virgins. Delightful!
This leads to ... ...The sleeve reviews place Cherry Falls somewhere near American Pie and The Faculty. Well, there are no soiled pastry products here, and definitely no amphetamine sniffing high school aliens. This is a smart thriller, the only questionable moments arising from the strange mood that permeates the cast. Everyone seems to have been stunned in some way, unless there’s something in the water. Don’t get me wrong, everyone plays it well enough ...
peppersinclaire 22.03.2001 (18.07.2002)
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...become overdone and overworked. Well, Cherry Falls tries to revive it once more by playing on the serious side of the slasher flick, although sometimes you sit there giggling at unintentionally humourous sections. Its a brave attempt though... The director of this movie gave out several interviews when Cherry Falls was in production. He claimed that it would be the goriest slasher movie ever and we would all fall at its feet in admiration. With the ... ...old hackneyed genre. Cherry Falls is the infeasible name of a small American town in Virginia. All is fine until a psycho-killer goes on the rampage murdering virgins from the local high school, even going so far as to carve the word "virgin" itself into their flesh. Naturally(!?), in order to save themselves the teenagers throw a cherry-popping ball, an orgy so that they can all lose their virginity and be safe from the killer. The rest of the plot ...
wampyrii 05.11.2001
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Advantages: Quite amusing in places - unintentionally of course! Disadvantages: Takes itself too seriously, nothing to make it stand out from any other teen horror.
I watched Cherry Falls tonight on video, so thought I would write an op while it's fresh in my mind. A friend and I wanted a light weight horror film - and this was certainly that!
There are no big names in the film - my friend, who is a bit of a film buff, thought she recognised a few of the characters from other films, but that was about it! I'd never seen any of them in my life before!
Cherry Falls, like so many other films these days, is set ... ...Falls. Its central character is Jodie, whose father is the town's Sheriff. Two high school students, friends of Jodie's, are murdered by a slasher at a local make-out spot, and the Sheriff is immediately on the case. Two more deaths follow, and a connection is made: all the victims were virgins. This for a start is quite ridiculous, as surely being a virgin at the age of 15 or 16 is not THAT unusual, but the Police seem to pick up on this immediately.
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Pumpkin 05.05.2001
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Advantages: Lots of thrills - And a twist Disadvantages: The virgin killer concept not fully explored.
...girl gives in to some cherry popping action (Sorry I had to get that one in.) but before the back seat steamy stuff starts, they are rudely interrupted - A car has parked up right behind them blocking their exit. You obviously know what's going to happen next and the scene is directed so well, it manages to frighten you.
Brittany Murphy plays 'Jody' the central character of the story, and her performance as the virgin teenager in distress is great. ... ...boyfriend to the 'Pop your cherry ball' and starts offing every teenager who gets in his way (virgin or non-virgin.).
The film could have had a more satisfying conclusion but instead the killer is disposed of in the usual dramatic fashion. It's not bad, but it just doesn't live upto the rest of the movie.
The movie is still well worth watching however - I enjoyed it very much and is a must see for all fans of the genre. It's directed by Geoffrey ...
Suchet 13.05.2001
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Advantages: It is well made and leaves lots of clues to who the killer could be, you just have to spot them. Disadvantages: None
...in an idyllic town called Cherry Falls in Virginia. When it begins we see two people sat in a car, making out. A car pulls up behind theirs with its full beams on. Rod Harper (cameo performance from Jesse Bradford) gets out of the car to see who it is, thinking that it could be his friends. He soon realises that this is not the case when someone gets out of the car and stabs him several times. Rods girlfriend, Stacy Twelfmann (Bre Blair), witnesses ... ...been named the Pop Your Cherry Ball. It is intended to be an evening where all the teens can lose their virginity so that they are not killed too. They both leave for school under the watchful eye of Mina.
Once they arrive at school we see a tribute banner in the hall dedicated to Rod, Stacy, Annette and Timmy. Everyone knows about Jody’s brush with death and she is mobbed by people wanting to know that she is okay. She is pulled from the ...
cherryfalls 27.02.2001
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Advantages: The storyline is good. Disadvantages: Bad directing, slow, boring, not funny at all
...The little town of Cherry Falls, has got a serial killer on it's hands, but this killer leaves a very unique signature. He carves virgin on the thigh of his victims. Word gets around the school that this killer is only interested in virgins, cue everyone copping off with each other and having quick knee tremblers round the back of the bike sheds?
Nope. Like typical American teens they decide to wait until they can all get together in a big old house ... ...you like teen horror flicks avoid this like the plague (watch Scream). If you like teen comedies don't bother with Cherry Falls (watch American Pie, Porkies etc). If you are into comedy horror get Scary Movie, Cherry Falls is a right pile of tripe. Waste your money on something else. ...
cjkace 02.04.2001
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Advantages: some good ideas, a bit of humour and surprise Disadvantages: not the intended cut, scant extras
...it telling cinemas goers that Cherry Falls would be hitting a cinema near you this fall. Well it never arrived in the states but did get a release in the UK. There is a story behind this film. Those who have watch it may find it a tad disjointed and the deaths scenes very fleeting. Well there is a reason for this. The US censors had a hard time with some of the scenes in the film and as a result wouldn't grant it an 'R' rating unless cuts were made. ... ...students in the town of Cherry Falls hold a party where everyone can lose their 'cherry'. There's a killer on the loose who looks like a missing woamn from an old town legend that is kept taboo. However the reveal of the killer is quite amusing and I respect the makers for having some degree of wit to make the choice they did. It's midly entertainnt and I've seen a lot worse horror films in recent years (Namely Urban Legends 2). Entertainment in ...
utero 29.05.2001
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Advantages: Pleasingly brain dead... Disadvantages: Terrible in almost every respect.
I always tend to head my reviews with quotes from the movie if I can, and even the most Z-grade slasher has a few lines that are hilarious...intentionally or otherwise. 'Cherry Falls' is no exception, and that's why I've picked my favourite line from this slack teen horror, that appeared in the resurrected sub-genre almost as an afterthought.
The rest of the script seems to be made up of lines randomly snipped out of a copy of Smash Hits magazine. ... ...lipstick?"
Maniac wearing make-up: "Because it makes me look pretty!"
Forgetting everything 'Scream' taught us about how idiotic people in horror movies can be, 'Cherry Falls' decides it's Okay to treat the audience like morons again. There's a maniac on the loose! Why not search for your mate in the dark basement? There's a maniac chasing you through the library! Why not just run down aisles backwards?
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Plissken 09.03.2001
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Advantages: good laughs and gore Disadvantages: crap extra features
...and arrange a pop your cherry party, what an excellent idea, except of course if the killer is to make an unexpected appearance. i must admit, that i was fooled from the beginning as i like to guess who dunnit, as many others do, but the clues given lead you nowhere and i never guessed right til the very end. It's played for gore, more than laughs, and has a fairly much unknown cast, but in my opinion, its a definite step up from normal slasher flicks, ... ...you liked scream, then you most certainly are going to enjoy this, if you don't like gore, then don't bother. Expect to see a lot more of the gorgeous Brittany Murphy as well. The one let down, as is pretty common these days, is the laughable attempt at extra features, 6 mins of interviews and 4 mins of b roll, not even a trailer, a complete let down, but still worth renting, or perhaps buying. DVDs bought and sold dvdexchanger@aol.com ...
mcpoeman 05.06.2001
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Advantages: It made the audience laugh (a lot) Disadvantages: The weak storyline
Despite watching the previews and hearing the adverts on the radio, I went to go and watch 'cherry Falls' (partly because 'Scary Movie' was sold out). From what I had already seen and heard, I had established that 'Cherry Falls' was another teen-horror flick so I went into the cinema expecting the worst- or was I?
The title itself was enough to put anyone else off, it doesnt actually shout 'horror' does it? But I soon found that the name was perfectly ... ...a bit of blood and gore- but not enough to make it scary. I'm sure there is more gruelling things to be seen on 'Casualty', and that is not saying much.
Admittedly I jumped once or twice (I'm ashamed to admit to this!)but in moments of the film where the audience should be quaking in their boots, there wasnt a person in the cinema who wasnt sniggering. For instance, a psychotic mad-man is thrown across the room after the 'heroin' of the movies pushes ...
emilystobbs 28.09.2000
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Advantages: You can spend ages afterwards making fun of it. Disadvantages: You have to see the film to do that.
The trailer to this film makes it looks really quite good, and the basic idea is reasonable but the film is so awful I wanted to walk out for most of it. A good, simple way of judging how well a film held your attention is to count the number of times you look at your watch - in this case I spent more time looking at that than I did the screen. The inconsistencies in the film are beyond belief. A mesh fence style safety barrier which has a different ...
SmokedKipper 23.09.2000
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Advantages: funny Disadvantages: does it mean to be funny?
Cherry falls is a hark back to the time when they used to churn out formulaic slasher flicks in the 80's. Brittany Murphy and Biehn are watchable and somehow the director managed pummel a performance out of the wimpy Jay Mohr.
Theres a teen virgin killer around - what better talisman against him/her than a massive shagfest? theres the usual 'i am not ready yet' cliches, theres they usual hardassed disbelieving authority figure, and yes theres flashbacks ... ...this film stand out above some of the slasher flicks in the stable is its enjoyable tongue in cheek tone. One notable scene is the pyscho killer swearing as he can't remove the axe quick enough from a guys head to chase after the girl.
Anyway enough harp - bottom line: you won't miss much by not watching it but if you do you should find it pretty good. ...
phatman 23.09.2000
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