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Is there anyone out there in the sane world who hasn't heard of Monsters Inc.? Is there even a single soul wo hasn't been bombarded with the merchandise, the adverts, the product tie-ins and every other conceivable cash in? Yes it seems like years since Monsters Inc. was first being revealed to the public, but only now has it hit multiplexes in the UK. Now there's a problem with this and hardened cinema goers will be all too familiar with it: expectation. We've had films rammed down our throats before and the critics and the studios have insisted that the new product is the best thing ever. We're jaded and more cynical now and it was this change that made me just that little bit scared of Monsters Inc. I was all too ready to be let down by Hollywood again, but surely the nice people in movie land wouldn't lie to me...
The giant Monsters Inc. corporation supplies power to the fair land of monsters but they're not having a good time of it. Relying on the screams of children, the company is finding that the ever maturing children of the world are becoming harder to scare. Night time child scaring is becoming ever more difficult and as a result, there's an energy crisis looming. This is of no concern to top scarer Sullivan (Sully to his friends) and his partner Mike - they're after the all time scaring record. Hot on their heals though is the slippery Randall and as a result of his scheming, a human child manages to step from the human world into the monster world. With Sully and Mike taking little Boo (as they've named her) under their wing, the pair must return her to the human world while at the same time avoiding the authorities and staying out of trouble...
From the same people who brought you the two Toy Story movies, Monsters Inc. is another trip into the CGi world and it's
this that first strikes you. This time though Pixar have really pulled out all of the stops and the computer imagery is pretty much flawless. A new level of reality is reached and visually this puts Toy Story in the ground. Simple things such as realistic fur (the bane of computer animators) is fabulously rendered and the film looks fabulous as a result.
Damn - I've started already. You see, what I wanted to do was to avoid comparing Monsters Inc. to Toy Story but unfortunately it's not possible. The film has been touted as being unofficially 'Toy Story 3' and that naturally sets a baseline which it has to perform against. How does it perform? Well...
The underlying story in Monsters Inc. is naturally very simple, but while being of a higher standard than many films of it's ilk, it feels just that little bit sugar sweet for me. It's that little bit too cutesy pie and as such lacks that hint of danger and excitement that made us marvel at the Toy Story movies. It never feels as though anything is ever going to go wrong and we know that there will be a happy ending no matter what. Now most movies have happy endings but Monsters Inc. doesn't ever let us doubt that everything will end up rosy for a second.
Surely though just a lack of danger can't make it a bad film, and sadly this isn't the only problem. In striving for reality visually, the script also tries to expand the core characters. Mike and Sully try to display more rounded and complete personalities than Buzz and Woody and this is not always a good thing. While the Toy Story denizens were knockabout 2D cartoon fun, the good folk of Monsters Inc. are possibly too real. With their fully developed characters we don't warm to them as much. The cartoon figures of Toy Story were just fun, but Mike and Sully are just that too complex for us to like in such a short space of time. Given more time with them we may get to like them but not just yet ehh?
Possibly it's the clash of reality of the characters and the cartoon pratfalls they have to make that jars with us but they're not as impressive as a talking cowboy and a green plastic dinosaur. Mr Potato Head and his chums had universal appeal and managed to work on many levels simultaneously, but here we don't get that. Neurotic Mike feels as though he's aimed at the high brow adult audience, Boo at the 'awwing' mummy's and daddy's, and Sully at the 5 to 10 audience. They never have that ability to transcend the viewer 'boundaries' and this adds to the lack of comfort that we as an audience feel.
The vocal performers are well cast though. John Goodman never impresses me but as Sully he is certainly well placed, lending the soft, but reassuring tones that such a physically impressive character needs. But Sully himself is too sentimental for us and while we want the insane antics of the Toy Story, what we actually get is far too serious and sentimental. Humph. Neurotic Billy Crystal turns one eyed Mike into a jabbering combination of wisecracks and paranoia but again this is wrong. His Mike is too cynical and real to be put in the semi-cartoon world of Monsters Inc. and it feels wrong. That neither character generates much in the way of laughs is sadly a problem that runs throughout.
While it might seem strange to find Steve 'Reservoir Dogs' Buscemi in a kidsfilm, he's yet another actor who is extremely well cast. Buscemi has the right nasally, creepy voice for the role of Randall and he's one of the bright spots. After these three though it's almost a case of business as usual. James Coburn (who I could have sworn sounded like Kelsey Grammer) puts in a solid performance but it's John Ratzenberger who grabs the old attention - mainly because he was in another certain Pixar movie...
In a CGi film though, the cast are only half the story as their physical presence and performance is supplied by a heap of black silicon chips and a whole bunch of artistic talent. It's here that Monsters Inc. shines. The animation and visual splendour are certainly the best that's been committed to celluloid so far and at times it's difficult to accept that certain scenes aren't in fact real. Now I've discussed the merits of reality versus fantasy earlier on but as a visual treat it's unquestionably impressive.
So what's the verdict? Well I want to pour praise on this film for so many reasons but sadly I can't. Yes it looks fabulous, but so does a Lamborghini - I'm not however going to spend the best part of 90 minutes staring at a car. Monsters Inc. takes one step too far into reality and this is very much it's undoing. It lacks the zaniness of Toy Story (oh and how it loathes me to use the word 'zany') and as a result comes across as being just that little bit too serious. The characters are too realistic for us to instantly switch on to them and by the end I found my mind wandering badly.
Now although I may sound as though I hated it, I don't in fact consider it to be a bad film - its just not a great film. If Toy Story is a shopping trip to New York, Monsters Inc. is a trip to New York where you don't actually leave the airport. It IS good and it did manage to keep me mildly amused throughout but it didn't get me enraptured like I'd been with Toy Story. It doesn't so much fail as just not succeed.
Was this just my opinion? Well the rest of the packed cinema seemed pretty much unconvinced too and given that the average age was about 6-7 we can take it as read that kids didn't warm to that well. While not in the same league as the atrocious Cats and Dogs, Monsters Inc. isn't the riot that the critics and hype would lead us to believe (that's a shock isn't it?).
It's not all bad news though as the pre-show short animation For The Birds is a scream. This got far better laughs than the main feature itself and just for this alone I'm glad I stumped up the £5 to get in. Wryly observed and fabulously realised, it's 5 minutes of genius that nearly had me doubled up and seemed to get just about everyone in the cinema in the mood for a great film... Just a shame Monsters Inc. was a bit of a let down really
By all means go and see it but don't expect to be as blown away as you were by Toy Story. Yes it beats the heck out of rubbish like Shrek but it's not as all conquering as a Space Ranger, a talking cowboy, and a spud wearing his angry eyes
Note: Can the two people who sat behind my good lady and me when we saw this please send us a copy of their conversation? They spent the whole time talking and it sounded fascinating. Not about the film you understand, but now that I know that SHE goes to bed at midnight and HE can't stand peanut M and M's, I'm just dying to find out more
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Advantages: Everybody likes monsters inc, whether your an oap or a toddler it is suitable for the whole family. This film has alot of funny moments and has hidden jokes in for the older audience. Disadvantages: This film can drag on a little and it is east to predict what is going to happen next.
k8tybaby 21.10.2005 ·
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