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Even from the outset the premise for this film is bad - wee kiddie wink gets to have his big screen hero come to life after getting to see the latest movie before anyone else does (when his cinema owning friend lets him in late at night). This idea of magic bringing things to life belongs squarely in Disney kids film territory and to see it used as the underlying idea for an action movie just stinks.
The cast are saddled with a terrible script and even though there are some big names and more cameos than an art gallery hosting a cameo exhibition (that's awful Neil and you know it). Charles Dance tries to be menacing but is doing little more than revisiting the character he created in The Golden Child (another disasterous mix of 'family' entertainment and action).
It's obvious that Arnie thought this was a wise career move and might open up his appeal to a wider audience but it has quite the opposite effect. Action fans will hate the 'cuteness' factor, and parents will be shocked by the violence factor. A case of pleasing all of the people all of the time? More like none of the people none of the time
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Production Year: 2002 - Action/Adventure - Director: Vincenzo Natali - Original Language: English - Classification: 15 years and over - Starring:Lucy Liu, David Hewlett, Anne Marie Scheffler, Joseph Scoren, Matthew Sharp, Jeremy Northam
Production Year: 2004 - Action/Adventure - Director: Jon Turteltaub - Original Language: English - Classification: Parental Guidance - Starring:Justin Bartha, Sean Bean, Jon Voight, Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger
Production Year: 1964 - Action/Adventure - Director: Cyril Endfield - Original Language: English - Classification: Parental Guidance - Starring:Stanley Baker, Jack Hawkins, Ulla Jacobsson, James Booth, Michael Caine, Nigel Green
I'm rating this as helpful because it's a good review, however I feel I must also add that I enjoyed the movie and the wonderful soundtrack that went alone with it. This was a comedy piss-take and it worked for me on that level. "Hello, I just shot someone!" .. "Hello!?"
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Dec 8th, 2000
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