Diagnosed with an aggressive cancer of the right lung on my 58th birthday (14th July) So not really ...
Diagnosed with an aggressive cancer of the right lung on my 58th birthday (14th July) So not really in the humour for writing much at the moment, although I *WILL* be back before too long...Ken
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~ ~ Ever since the very first Tomb Raider game came out for the PC back in the early 1990’s, Lara Croft has been a firm favourite in the ‘mad cabbie’ household. Of course, they were ostensibly bought for the wee lass, (my now twelve-year-old daughter) but in truth, her old dad probably got as much pleasure out of them as she did. So it was hardly surprising that when the first Tomb Raider movie, starring Angelina Jolie, came out in 2001 that it was immediately purchased on video, (I didn’t have a DVD player back then) and avidly devoured by both myself and the wee lass. Since then, it has been a firm favourite when she has her friends over for sleepovers, and has been the source of much pleasure and entertainment.
~ ~ This year (2003), Ms. Jolie reprised her role as Lara, with the release of the sequel to the original movie, “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle Of Life”. Even though my daughter (and her dad) has since moved onto bigger and infinitely better video games with the purchase of a PlayStation 2, we still went to see the new Lara Croft movie in its opening week. And we now eagerly await its release on DVD, most likely before Christmas.
~ ~ Are you beginning to get the general impression that I like Tomb Raider? Have I managed to adequately convey the huge amount of pleasure this fictional character has given to my young daughter over the years? And she is not alone!! Countless thousands
of youngsters (and some not so young) have enjoyed the exploits of Lara, and no doubt will continue to do so in the future, helped by the recent release of the very first Lara Croft game for the PlayStation console.
~ ~ So why is it that the current Lara Croft movie has attracted such venomous and vitriolic reviews from nearly all quarters of the media, both print and online? To be honest, I’m not too sure what the answer to that particular question is. Maybe it’s that some film critics are so caught up in their own imagined importance (or so far up their own backsides) that they have forgotten what a fantasy/fun movie is actually supposed to be about. FANTASY and FUN!! Are you beginning to get the impression that the mad cabbie is a little bit annoyed? If you are, then you’d be right! Because I thought “The Cradle Of Life” was an excellent adventure yarn, cast out of the same mould as the James Bond movies and Triple X.
~ ~ OK. Enough of the sarcasm already. I suppose I better tell you a wee bit about the movie. In truth, the plot is almost a straight “lift” from the Bond movies or from Indiana Jones. It’s the usual villain who wants to take over/destroy the world, with Ms. Jolie replaying her part as Lara, who naturally enough wants to stop him. In this particular film the villain is a former Nobel Prize winning scientist called Jonathan Reiss, (beautifully played by Ciaran Hinds) who is now a “modern day Dr. Joseph Mengele”. He has a lucrative little part time earner manufacturing and selling biological weapons, and has heard of a mythical archaeological artefact called Pandora’s Box, which supposedly contains the ultimate biological weapon. (an ancient Biblical plague) He’s keen to get his dirty hands on this treasure, but of course our heroine Lara can’t allow this to happen, and pulls out all the stops to thwart his ambitions. Along the way she enlists the assistance of an old boyfriend, mercenary soldier Terry Sheridan, (played by Scot’s actor Gerald Butler) after cutting a deal with British Intelligence (MI6) for his release from prison. There’s a map (in the form of a glowing orb from the time of Alexander the Great) that supposedly reveals the location of the deadly Pandora’s Box. Lara initially manages to locate in an old underwater temple in Greece, only to have it nicked from her by a rival Chinese treasure hunter called Chen Lo. (Simon Yam) Naturally enough, our heroine is somewhat keen to retrieve it, before it falls into the hands of the despicable Dr. Reiss.
~ ~ Right. That’s the bare bones of the plot. But it’s not the plot that makes this movie so enjoyable. It’s the truly spectacular stunts, and the stunning locations. The producers dispensed with the services of the director of the first Tomb Raider movie, Simon West, and instead employed Jan De Bont, whose main claim to fame is having directed the action movie “Speed”. He blatantly copies the theme of the highly successful Bond movies, zipping Ms. Jolie to exotic locations all around the globe. The opening scene is shot in the Greek Islands, and we go on to visit the Great Wall of China, Hong Kong, and Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa. He also employed veterans of the Bond movies for technical assistance, and even shot the movie at Bond’s home base, Pinewood Studios in England.
~ ~ The stunts are amazing. We have Lara punching a killer shark on the nose and hitching a ride on its back to the surface when she is caught out deep underwater without an oxygen supply. (A wee bit far fetched, but spectacular and great fun none the less) We have her stunt riding a motorcycle along the Great Wall of China, and sky diving of a skyscraper in Hong Kong. (It’s a bit like Grace Jones’ dive from the Eiffel Tower in the Bond movie “A View To Kill”). She pole vaults onto a helicopter to set a homing device, and parachutes from a plane into a moving jeep. Then there is a furious set to with the Triads, set among the famous Chinese Terra Cotta Warriors. (Quite a few lose their heads!)
~ ~ Along the way, we have some romantic involvement for Lara, as she dallies with her ex-Commando boyfriend, revealing a tender and vulnerable side to her nature that we always suspected she might have. For the dads and boyfriends in the audience the truly stunning Ms. Jolie is given a change of wardrobe. Gone is the slightly ridiculous short pants and bra from the first movie that had become something of a Lara Croft trademark over the years. Instead, Angelina delights us with a skin-tight silver diving suit, and a series of sexy outfits!
~ ~ So there you have it. The Cradle of Life is an excellent adventure yarn, with a very attractive and athletic heroine, a passable plot, and truly incredible stunts and action sequences. There again, you can always choose to believe all the “hacks” out there who think it’s the biggest load of cr*p since Dumbo the elephant got diarrhoea. (I sometimes wonder if some of them even bother to watch the films they are reviewing!!) Personally, I can’t wait for the DVD to be released so I can go out and buy it and watch the film all over again! If you enjoy high voltage action movies, then you’re sure to enjoy our Lara’s latest offering. Highly recommended by the mad cabbie. (if by practically no one else!)
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Copyright KenJ September 2003
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