I must confess, when news of George A. Romero beginning a fourth instalment in his long running zombie saga broke, I was more than a little apprehensive. The first three films in the series (Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead and Day Of The Dead) are now rightly lauded as classics, each with their own distinctive storyline, yet linking together exceptionally well.
Look at 'Night'; the first unsuspecting humans happen across the new terror of this soon-to-be zombie plague. Immediate shelter is needed to ride out what presumably for them will be only one night of terror, so get holed up where you can. The film even ends with hope, with local hicks piling up the corpses of these re-dead monsters.
Battle won then? Yes, but as we were to discover with 'Dawn', not the war. 'Dawn' skilfully moved the series on to a time where zombies are now over-running most cities, towns and villages in the US. Hope of a quick fix of cleaning the zombie plague has all but gone and zombies now roam freely across America. Survivors have learnt they must fight or die themselves, that they must re-kill any of the undead they happen across. It's now not a case of holing up for a night. Instead, hole up for a year and help will eventually arrive. Hopefully.
Again, not quite, as 'Dead' moved the action below ground, remaining human survivors holed
up this time in an underground nuclear silo. Hope of normal human life now all but extinguished, every day's aim is to simply survive another day. Throw into the mix this time a captured zombie, with a small team attempting to study and appreciate what makes these zombies tick.
So it was in 2005 that Romero revisited his old stomping ground to complete a fourth part - Land Of The Dead. Where would this one go as a logical extension to the first three parts? Would humankind have finally begun to understand how to control these zombies, perhaps even live alongside them? Would the zombies have run out of food, with only a small legion of them still roaming and ambushing the odd unsuspecting human group? Or would the remaining human survivors have ventured from below ground, seeking fellow humans above ground knowing that time is limited in a subterranean world?
It's not quite turned out like any of that. Romero has decided to place part four in a desolate state where a large group of humans have built a walled city with a thriving community behind it, protected from the zombies outside by said wall. The city naturally has its usual mix of rogues, criminals, good guys and leaders.
Has the film worked? Well, let me state initially that I do admire a lot of Romero's previous work. I'm even prepared to defend his films like Monkey Shines where others are ready to pan it immediately. I wouldn't call myself a huge Romero fan, but I am a huge fan of his zombie saga.
So, it pains me to say that Land Of The Dead is a terrible film. Pure and simple.
That's not to say that the acting and direction is substandard. Romero handles things perfectly adequately as you would expect. Dennis Hopper provides yet another one of his excellent over-the-top villains roles and the rest of the largely unknown cast (look out for Asia Argento in there - daughter of Dario - stealing a poor show) perform adequately also. Oh, and the special effects are pretty good too.
What's missing then? A decent basic storyline for one. Land Of The Dead is horror-by-numbers. Let me fill you in:
a) good people hide behind walls to protect them from monsters
b) bad people within the good people try to ruin the community - leading to that usual question, who are the real monsters - us or the zombies outside?
c) bad people within the city want more money/rewards/power so steal an armoured truck that provides further protection for the city (the truck's called Dead Reckoning for God's sake!) and threaten to wipe out the walled city unless their demands are met
d) hero of the good people leaves the city with a mismatched band of companions to rescue the truck and save the city/day.
And that's basically your lot.
Does the hero save the day? Of course he does.
This entire film, right from its opening to its closing credits, has the feel of a made-for-TV movie. It looks cheap, sounds cheap, is cheap.
If you can stay awake till the end you'll see the truck Dead Reckoning (originally to be the title of the film) drive off into the distance victorious with fireworks exploding all around it. Jesus, Romero cannot be serious.
If I take into account the standards of Romero's first three zombie films, then this is one of the worst films I've ever seen. Certainly the most disappointing. Take away all trace of the first three films and have this as a stand alone film, and it's merely poor and instantly forgettable.
Will I keep the DVD in my collection? Of course. It'll sit on the shelves with the other three, though not sit comfortably with them.
Incidentally, news has broken recently of a possible fifth Romero zombie film, probably to be called Diary Of The Dead. The story? A group of teenagers head off into the woods with video cameras and stumble upon zombies. Romero bills it as his Blair Witch Project with zombies. The only word that springs to mind when thinking of 'Diary' is simply, why? Oh, and apparently Romero wants this to go straight to DVD so he can keep all the gore in. Again, why? It can always be put back in on the DVD version after a cinematic release for fans. Or is Romero admitting that his cinema days are numbered and he's a made-for-TV director nowadays?
DVD EXTRAS:
The DVD reviewed here is the Director's Cut (perhaps the non-director's cut is the greatest horror film of all time?) and has fairly decent extras listed on the cover. Director's commentary, making-ofs etc. are all present and correct. Pretty decent looking extras in fact. Mind you, there's what appears to be a desperate British cash-in with a George Meets Shaun Of The Dead featurette. Oh dear.
Have I watched the extras myself? No, I'd lost the will to live by the end of the film so cannot comment on the quality of them.
If you must have this DVD/film to complete the Romero zombie collection as it stands at present (and hopefully this is the last), by all means buy it. The disc is good, the film is not.
If you want this DVD/film purely as an enjoyable stand alone horror film, avoid.
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Production Year: 1980 - Horror - Director: Stanley Kubrick - Original Language: English - Classification: 18 years and over - Starring: Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd
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Advantages: Some of the extras included on this DVD are quite interesting, decent special effects. Disadvantages: The film is very dull, the acting performances are incredibly poor.