Diana (Janine Reynaud) and Regina (Rosanna Yanni) are two wisecracking, super-sexy private ... more
investigators hired to find a missing doctor's secret formula, in this way-out 1960s spy-horror spoof from director Jess Franco. A sheet of music in a dead man's...
Production Year: 2000 - Horror - Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans - Original Language: English - Classification: 18 years and over - Starring: Carmen Electra, Anna Faris, Kurt Fuller, James Van Der Beek, Keenen Ivory Wayans
Anybody that knows me by now knows that I watch a lot of children?s movies. I have explained before but I get forced you know? One minute I can be watching the footie, the next I?m invaded by the rest of the family who abruptly turn the TV onto the DVD channel, shove a bowl of popcorn in the middle of the room and bind and gag me for the following 90 minutes or so. This happened only recently with the millionth re-run of Monsters. Inc. In fact, it took me back to the time we saw it originally back in 2001??
Can you believe it? There I am standing in the queue for my seat tickets at my local UCG and there are a couple of strange looking fellas in front of me. One of 'ems a large, furry guy with broad shoulders and blue fur. The other is a small, green round chap with one large eye. They're both carrying plastic tubes in their hands ...
Marandina 14.03.2004 (18.03.2004)
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Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful Review of Monsters, Inc. (DVD)
Advantages: creates length an strength Disadvantages: No major issues
KissMe Mascara is well presented in a metallic tube and is a product of KissMe cosmetics.
It comes in six shades,black,dark brown,medium brown,dark blue,dark purple and dark green.
It has been clinically tested and is fine for contact lens wearers to use.
A very different idea altogether and I for one wanted to try it !
The instructions tell me that once I have applied the mascara it will form `tubes` over my lashes making them look long and strong.
The application was easy ,the mascara looked good,I used the Dark Brown shade to match my eye colour.
KissMe assured me that once the mascara had dried it would be smudge free,waterproof and clump free,nor would it flake.
Well if it passed all of those tests it would be a miracle !
So the mascara dried and it looked fine,my lashes looked pretty long and strong too.
The day ...
Advantages: Four solid episodes Disadvantages: What's different to any other Simpsons DVD?
Another Simpsons DVD offering, and for this reviewer, another disappointment. It isn't that the episodes featured ('Natural Born Kissers', 'The Way We Weren't', 'Large Marge', and 'Three Gays Of The Condo') are bad episodes, it is simply that I do not believe that this offers any better value for money than any other Simpsons DVD.
I also felt annoyed when buying the product, the creators have referred to the DVD as containing four 'unreleased' episodes...this is not true, 'Natural Born Kissers' featured on the earlier Simpsons - 'Too Hot For Tv' DVD. Although it is a good episode, and has the same tongue-in-cheek comedy that most Simpsons episodes convey, the claim is unproven, something that frustrated me.
The best episode on the DVD is 'Three Gays Of The Condo', Homer produces quote after quote of comedic brilliance, I would ...
Two private investigators are sent on a mission to locate a doctor's secret formula. Their clues lead them to an island owned by the evil Erik...
Release details
DVD Region
DVD
Studio(s)
ANCHOR BAY HOME ENTERTAINMENT; PINNACLE VISION
Release date
22/08/2005
No of Discs
1
Catalogue No
ABD 4399
Barcode
5060020624414
Screenwriter
Jess Franco
Technical information
Special Features
Trailer
Aspect Ratio
1.33 Full Screen
Sound
Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo, Dolby Digital 5.1
DVD Description
Diana (Janine Reynaud) and Regina (Rosanna Yanni) are two wisecracking, super-sexy private investigators hired to find a missing doctor's secret formula, in this way-out 1960s spy-horror spoof from director Jess Franco. A sheet of music in a dead man's hand is the girls' only clue, and somehow it leads them to an island owned by a sinister man named Erik (Adrian Hoven, the film's producer). Using a crazy nightclub act as cover, the restless vixens sing, dance and strip their way to the solution of the strange case, effortlessly eluding lots of drooling, knife-wielding psychopaths along the way. This film comes equipped with nude swimming, lesbian terrorists, whipping, gunplay, a car chase, and lots of wild music and fabulous clothes. Director Jess Franco has been making barely coherent, wondrously weird films like this for forty years. This one is a good place to start for those who've never heard of him. It was filmed at the same time, and with the same cast, in the same roles, as TWO UNDERCOVER ANGELS.
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