Jim Davidson - Boobs In The Wood - Live (DVD)

...but twisted in the usually Jim Davidson way. Jim steals the show with his pussy not posse as Big Dick Dangling but I do not like the beard he grew for this. All men will enjoy his pussy too!

The basic story line is that the Sheriff (Jim Davidson) is trying to kill his niece and nephew for their money with the assistant of Piles. Unknown to the Sheriff that his niece and nephew are not who they seem to be, they have been taken over ...
...very good songs especially when Jim does his impression of Michael Flattley!

The Shirt Lifter song from the "Merry" men is excellent when the big strong merry men come on stage you'll get the shock of your life as to how "Merry" they actually are with each other.

The Performance
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Marion Fits tightly annoys me with the way she speaks I think they could have found ... more

Excuse the title but if you have ever seen this DVD you'll know what it is all about, if you haven't see it then I recommend you do.

The Plot
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This is Babes in the Wood but twisted in the usually Jim Davidson way. Jim steals the show with his pussy not posse as Big Dick Dangling but I do not like the beard he grew for this. All men will enjoy his pussy too!

The basic story line is that the Sheriff (Jim Davidson) is trying to kill his niece and nephew for their money with the assistant of Piles. Unknown to the Sheriff that his niece and nephew are not who they seem to be, they have been taken over by two criminals.

Marion is a virgin who wants to get it on with Robin Hood but the Sheriff would like to have a bit, I think the Friar would like to as well.

Robin Hood is on a mission to stop the sheriff from succeeding in his plan.

The Songs
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There are some very good songs especially when Jim does his impression of Michael Flattley!

The Shirt Lifter song from the "Merry" men is excellent when the big strong merry men come on stage you'll get the shock of your life as to how "Merry" they actually are with each other.

The Performance
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Marion Fits tightly annoys me with the way she speaks I think they could have found somebody better, Fairy Dildo (so called as she aims to satisfy) would have been better as Marion.

My favourite character other than Jim has to be Friar Tuck or Triar Fuck as he says. He is the camp cook and is constantly high, he even tries to offer his spiff to Jim who refuses and gives him one of his own. Jim acting high is very funny.

Robin Hood is stupid, I suppose he had to be to make Jim look good. They have tried to make him dashing and desirable but somehow it didn't come off or maybe that was the point.

The Characters
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Fairy Dildo - Christine Goddard
Piles - Dave Lee
Bruce the Convict (The children) - Kenny Baker
Moose the Convict (The children) - Peter Mandell
Robin Hood - Tim Churchill
Maid Marion - Zoë Nicholas
Friar Tuck - Victor Spinetti
The Sheriff of Nottingham - Jim Davidson

Overview
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Please be aware that is an adult panto so make sure the kids are tucked up in bed before playing this DVD and it does has a certificate of 18.

If you have enjoyed Sinderella then you shall enjoy this one. Many of the old jokes are the same but they will always bring a smile to your face. The jokes are rude and mucky but hey if that it what your into then enjoy. If you're offended by this type of humour then in true Jim Davidson fashion, "B*******"!

Example of Joke:

Marion says, "I'll shall come all the way from Nottingham"
Robin says, "Good trick if she can do it"

Just like Sinderella Jim gets the Fairy again but this time it's Fairy Dildo who rips off her costume to reveal her white under garments, Jim does the same but his are black.

I bought this when it first came out onto VHS and have since bought it for DVD, unfortunately there are no extras on the DVD, which is a shame, and I would have thought they could have found something. The functions are play and scene selection

"We'll make a daisy chain and we'll all sing the shirt lifter song!"

Thanks for reading 

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