I am a reasonable person, I believe in paying decent money to see decent films. This piece of cinematic dog fart DOES NOT QUALIFY as a movie. Yes people, this film sadly wasted 2 hours of my life
I dont even remeber what this one was about but it had something to do with a creeper coming back eating humans and flying off to rest. The first one is awful too. The cast includes a few unknown teenagers who are too skinny and too gobby for their own good. And the background plot? Well you tell me and you havent even seen it yet! There was no plot, just a truck, a room full of corpses and a broken umberella SORRY a "monster" if that is what you can call it. The plot *sniggers* centres around a brother and a sister who are driving along a road when they get ambushed by a dirty old truck, they then find themselves in a sadists sewer/cave with a boy who has defied all logic and modern science to have survived without a heart for 4 hours (remarkable eh?). Then out of nowhere a weird old lady appears singing something about Jeepers Creepers, they run around a lot, more singing, then the boy has no insides left or something along those lines.
I wanted to take this back to Blockbuster and ask them why they put a comedy in the horror section. The "scariest" scene involves the monster lying the road, those arm flaps up suddenly but looks like an umberella. I AM NOT JOKING. The main character is a BROLLY!
Gah. Do not watch this movie unless you want to laugh your spleen away.
Pants
How helpful would this review be to a person making a buying decision? Rating guidelines
i don't recall any of my relatives being in this movie, haha :)
sue40 30.06.2006 15:46
Like the brolly monster comment!! In actual fact I liked JC2l! Probably because I did not really like first one, I found it a bit disturbing but I watched the second as I had read some good reviews and thought I would give it a go. I think the fact this was done in a more humourous way saved the movie (for me).
Very funny review!
Cheers
Sue
eve6kicksass 27.10.2005 02:16
Some more detail would be great, but a fine review just the same. This film was terrible I thought too, the original was weird but good in its own way. You know the guys that made this film then did THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, much better film I think...Chris xxx
Despite the usual symptoms of sequelitis,Jeepers Creepers 2delivers the goods for those ... more
who enjoyed the 2001 original. While establishing the flesh-eating "Creeper" as a new horror icon with frantic action and more elaborate special effects, writer-dir...
Postage & Packaging: £1.21 Availability: Usually dispatched within 1-2 business days...
Despite the usual symptoms of sequelitis,Jeepers Creepers 2delivers the goods for those ... more
who enjoyed the 2001 original. While establishing the flesh-eating "Creeper" as a new horror icon with frantic action and more elaborate special effects, writer-dir...
Postage & Packaging: Free! Availability: Usually dispatched within 24 hours...
Every 23rd Spring, for 23 Days, it gets to eat. Today is the last day of a horrific ... more
feeding frenzy, and the Creeper is still hungry for more!On a deserted highway, a school bus is carrying a basketball team and its cheerleaders back from a triumphant g...