smacking your pony is no way to try and rule the world but the bad guys will just try it and it, and it don't really matter cos they always get slapped down, it isn't that I farm I just love gardening huge acres of open farmland, But j.c. (jesus christ) just kicks arse, and bears and indians, the best scene is where he stumbles into a fight between two different grizzly tribes, rescues the girl again, and then marries her, which is kinky, after the engagement party where everyone gets too merry and he spends the night grooming her sisters she bites his feet off and he is then forced to learn a new style of kung fu in order to chase down someone and steel their gold in a big fast saloon car RACE IT!
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This is nothing to do with this film- this film is Jackie Chan trying to figure out who he is after he loses his mind, he doesn't get married or learn any new martial arts
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Advantages: Plenty of action, more of Chans signature comedic martial arts fight scenes Disadvantages: Plot is somewhat unoriginal, supporting cast are alright but not brilliant
Advantages: Plenty of action, more of Chans signature comedic martial arts fight scenes Disadvantages: Plot is somewhat unoriginal, supporting cast are alright but not brilliant