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Puffed Out By The Witch House

Advantages: Cigarette Burns is astounding
Disadvantages: The second feature is less appaling and the disc has numerous faults.

...Unlike most TV shows however, Masters Of Horror has no limits; there can be as much gore, swearing and unpleasant material as the incumbent "Master" chooses to include. Each series of which there has now been two generally features 10 legends in the movie industry as well as 12 lesser known creative minds. John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns Failing businessman Kirby Sweetman (Norman Reedus - Charmed) is a loser in all areas except one, he has a reputation ...
...have seen most of The Masters Of Horror series and this offering is by far the more gritty that I have seen. H.P. Lovecraft's Dreams In The Witch House Walter Gilman (Ezra Godden - Numb3rs)is studying architectural phenomenon; being a course that has little interest his quest for living accommodation takes him to a run down boarding house on the outskirts of town. When the rent is desirable the accommodation is not, Walter is forced to accept the ...

sghawken 01.03.2007 · Read full review
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Review of Masters Of Horror - Cigarette Burns / Dreams In The Witch House (DVD)

Talking Heads will never sound the same again...

Advantages: Fun, silly, gory, and actually well acted - oh and great music!
Disadvantages: Dumb plot and lame script

Re-Animator is a trashy, silly gore-fest of a horror movie, from 1985. Like most horror films, it has developed into something of a franchise, with a 1990 sequel, Bride of Re-Animator, a 2003 sequel, Beyond Re-Animator, and an upcoming sequel planned for 2008, House of Re-Animator. This one actually sounds quite good, since it will apparently star William H Macy as the President of the USA! Imagine that! Anyway, I'm reviewing the original. It tells ...
...that you could possibly take Re-Animator seriously, since it is just a trashy B-Movie, complete with buckets of fake blood, several eye-gougings, and even a talking severed head. These effects are really quite good; maybe not as bloody as The Evil Dead, for example, but still more than enough to have any squeamish viewer reaching for the sick bag. The acting of the main characters is also surprisingly good - much better than the lame script deserved. ...

l-m-n-o-p 01.11.2006 · Read full review
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Not good Horror

Advantages: First half is a bit entertaining
Disadvantages: Overall is it boring, not horror enough

Dagon is a horror film and after few minutes watching i recognized that it belongs to the 'b' category of films. The story looks interesting - four people have their beautiful yacht broken and they have to try save themselves on the fastland, where is some gloomy village. As you guess not everything is allright with the village. Looks abandoned and when some people appear somewhere around, they look weird and they nearly dont talk. Even they are ...
...acted was Macarena Gomez playing Dagon priestess - played the finest awfull person from the film. So as my experience to share with you i must say that the film is not bad at all, but on the end you will be a bit bored and if you are a lover of strong horrors then you will maybe be not able to wait to the end of the film. ...

hauran 19.10.2007 · Read full review
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Classic werewolf film

Advantages: Story and special effects
Disadvantages: none

The John Landis film, An American Werewolf in London, is an iconic film that has achieved cult status over the years. This film is about two American college students, David Kessler and Jack Goodman, who whilst backpacking in England, encounter a werewolf who vicious attacks them, killing Jack but it is killed before David is killed as well. David wakes up in a hospital in London but starts to suffer terrible nightmares of his dead friend Jack, ...
...Sergeant McManus This is an excellent film that has a brilliant story. The story is quite simple but features some great dialogue and quirky special effects. The cast is not exactly full of big stars but John Landis, who wrote and directed this film has managed to get some brilliant performances from the cast. The transformation of David into the werewolf is quite impressive and well done. The scene at the start of the film is very eerie and very ...

mozzie76 12.12.2009 · Read full review
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Scary Movie, tons of laugh, suspense and hotties.

Advantages: funny, thrilling, exciting, suspense, and fun all the way in this masterpiece
Disadvantages: some violence, drug usage and gore with a bit of sexuality and vulgarity

...are now stalked by a scary and mysterious hooded masked man. Day after day the murders of their peers and members start happening and their count increases. Now it is upto the teenagers to solve the mystery of the mysterious killer with a mask. The movie involves non-stop actions and suspense from start to end with twist of events all the time which keeps viewer glued to the scenes. The movie includes hotties like Cindy Campbell who does a great ...

youralibaba 12.12.2009 · Read full review
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