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Too much bad press, time for some love!

Advantages: Quirky. Great one liners.
Disadvantages: oo many people hating the film without looking deeper.

Okay. So a lot of people are declaring this film as 'tosh' but after watching it three times I must disagree. As a lad of 20 who loves his comedy films I thoroughly enjoyed the way this film pokes fun at horror films, our sex-obsessed nation and laddishness all in one. Yeah the plot is obvious and crappy but that was the intent. The plot is suited to Horne and Corden's humour and this film is worth a look for some classic one liners. As the title ...
...and if you watch this with your girlfriend you'll probably be in for an earful. However, the film is quirky and just has something about it. A lot of people want to hate it due to their success which caused the film to be created in the first place, including myself somewhat. I must admit, I was wrong to think this and am happy to say this film takes pride of place in my DVD collection. ...

jespin 07.08.2009 · Read full review
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Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (DVD)

HEAR THE FEAR

Advantages: Creepy
Disadvantages: Creepy

...nightmare, Philip Claydon’s directorial debut, Alone will bring out all your hidden fears in a startling and often graphic way. Alone since the age of thirteen, Alex is an obsessive psychopath, who lives alone and undergoes a bare minimum of psychological treatment. Obsessed with routine and cleanliness, Alex is utterly scrupulous about personal hygiene, perpetually wears rubber medical gloves and keeps immaculate records of every routine ...
...and video on August 5th, Alone is quite unlike any film that I’ve seen before. Following in the footsteps of Long Time Dead, Alone proves that British filmmakers can make genuinely frightening films, without having to stoop to the depths that American producers currently go with their endless “Stalk and Slash” epics. Alone is a tense and very vivid film – and is virtually guaranteed to unsettle anyone with a nervous disposition. ...

LostWitness 08.08.2002 · Read full review
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silly, lesbian Vampires...serious...i think not

Advantages: funny, sexy, chilled out
Disadvantages: corny

I went to See Lesbian Vampire Killers at the Cinema with 4 close friends! We had a whole night planned! Silly Film for Starters with Popcorn and chocolate then out on the the town with drinking and dancing! Being a group of people who LOVE any kind of silly film we went into this Movie with high hopes that it would be a light hearted and totally pointless silly movie! We weren't disappointed! I've seen mixed reviews on this movie BUT I believe that ...
...girls into vampires ...... beautiful lesbian vampires..... and the locals offer up travelers to them for food. They end up in a cottage with some very beautiful girls who are visiting the town researching this curse! Night time comes and the Lesbian Vampires come out! All Hell breaks loose and there's a lot of fizzing and killing vampires! IF you want a light hearted film, with a LOT of silly sayings and a lot of silly yet sexy things going on then ...

Sassyharibo 04.05.2009 · Read full review
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Death Note Movie Version (DVD)

Advantages: totally worth to collect
Disadvantages: if you not a DN fan or movie freak, then you will not really interested in it

Death Note (デスノート, Desu NÅto?) is a series of two live-action Japanese films released in 2006 and based on the Death Note manga and anime series by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. The films primarily center on a university student who decides to rid the world of evil with the help of a supernatural notebook that kills anyone whose name is written in it. The two films were directed by ShÅ«suke Kaneko, produced by Nippon Television, and distributed ...
...as the "Death Note". The Death Note's instructions claim that if a person's name is written within it while picturing that person's face, that person shall die. Light is initially skeptical of the notebook's authenticity, but after experimenting with it, he realizes that the Death Note is real. Soon he is visited by the Note's original owner, a shinigami named Ryuk. After that meeting, Light seeks to become "the God of the New World" by passing his ...

QieRa 30.12.2009 · Read full review
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a review on paranormal activity

Advantages: was really creepy
Disadvantages: it wasnt real

...was really interested in seeing paranormal activity as soon as i seen the trailer for it. i love anything to do with ghosts and haunted houses. paranormal activity is set out to look real like the blair witch project was, its centered around two people a couple called katie and micah. weird things start happening in their house so micah decides to set up a video camera to try find an answer to whats going on. They soon realise that all the creepy ...
...few nights of freaky things happening she decides to call out a spiritualist to their house. as soon as he arrives he senses and evil presence and tells katie shes being haunted and gives her a number of a demonologist to call. katie debates wether or nto to call him and in the mean time freaky things start to happen i dont wana give away to much to spoil it but i found her sleep walking freaky. after a week she phones this guy and as soon as he ...

xlinzixx 29.12.2009 · Read full review
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