Horror > C Horror > Nicholson, Jack

Advantages: MAKES YOU CRINGE
Disadvantages: NOT SCARY

...beats all of the other saw films hands down. I will say that it took me two times of watching the movie to completley get it. I feel that the movie is not so much scary but has such a cringe factor which is what makes it so brilliant. The worst bt of the film for me is when the girl has to cut open her dead boyfriend to remove a key to save herself! Only he isnt dead so she kills him. The whole film was really great once i understood what was ... Read review

Advantages: Suspense is built fairly well at times, the film is strangely quite appealing and fun.
Disadvantages: The acting is atrocious, the script is dreadful.

...around a man named Marty Sickle who once raped and murdered a young woman at the slaughterhouse he worked in. The girl's boyfriend and a few of his friends later came and murdered Marty Sickle, they hung him at the slaughterhouse and made sure he'd never be able to murder anyone ever again (or so they thought). Legend now has it however that if you break into the slaughterhouse late at night then Marty Sickle will come and get you. There's also a ...
...where he died then Marty Sickle will come out on a murderous rampage; it's said that the only way to stop him then is to chop his head off. Four teenage students here set out to put the legend to its test, they're off to the slaughterhouse with a video camera to investigate further the legend of Marty Sickle. Two couples undertake this journey to the slaughterhouse; two academically failing football talents and their partners, the two generic jocks ... Read review

Advantages: None! None! None!
Disadvantages: Every damn thing

...tabloid magazines/newspapers. Awards Alone in the Dark won three 2005 Stinkers Awards: * Worst Picture * Worst Director (Uwe Boll) * Worst Special Effects It also won one Calvin Award: * Worst Picture Alone in the Dark received two 2005 Golden Raspberry Awards nominations: * Worst Director (Dr. Uwe Boll) * Worst Actress (Tara Reid) Trailer http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4088725785 / ... Read review

Advantages: Good camerawork
Disadvantages: Poor performances, special effects so so, story not very believable, not very scary

Does exactly what the title says is it a movie or is it an awful piece of filming? I'm afraid I have to side with the latter. I initially gave this film when I started watching it one night 3 stars as it had quite a lot of potential. I managed to eventually finish watching it - to say I was disappointed is an understatment. The case of this film is the end doesn't justify he means i.e. what exactly happens you think why they bothered making this ...
...what the film is described as you would expect quite a reasonable film, especially from seeing the on the on the edge of your seat trailer. I have discussed this film with several people and to be frank it I was not polite about the quality of this film. Looks like it was filmed on a $5 budget. This film could have been a lot better than what it was. I can only hope the director does a better job next time, otherwise I doubt he will be getting any ... Read review

Advantages: Other bad films look good next to it!
Disadvantages: The entire film!

Mr and Mrs Rockwell and their children, Tina and Matthew are on holiday when they are forced to stop because of a flat tyre. Mr Rockwell goes for help; finding a general store, he goes in to see if the owners can be of assistance. The little old lady behind the counter suggests that he brings his family in to wait while her son helps to fix the tyre. And so the Rockwells troop in and meet the rest of the family - a dwarf with a plate fetish, an elephant ...
...bear trap for a mouth. Yet still they don't realise they are in danger - until the oddballs start to kill them off one by one. But the elephant man has fallen for Tina and begs his family to keep her alive. Is he doing her a favour or not? And will she ever escape alive? You may have realised by reading the above that this film is pants. I wasn't expecting it to be brilliant - it only cost £1 from a bargain bucket - but even that hadn't prepared ... Read review