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In "Gone in 60 Seconds" Nicolas Cage plays a reformed car thief, who is forced to go back into the business in order to save his younger brother who has managed to get himself into grief with the town's nastiest bad guy. In exchange for the life of his brother, Cage must steal and supply 50 different vehicles, as specified by the bad guy, within a period of just a few days. As time ticks on, Cage desperately has to balance his grand plans, with few resources, and the interference of the local police force, who are becoming ever closer to discovering the operation. The premise is quite simple - a race against time, battling against the odds to save the life of his brother.
So did the film live up to the hype? Resoundingly - no.
Where the film goes fundamentally wrong is within the nature of the plot. Once Cage accepts the mission, a countdown appears at intervals on the screen, to point out how much time Cage has got left to carry out the mission. This is really the only attempt by
the Director to instigate any kind of excitement or tension. In his wisdom, Cage decides that it would be best to steal the 50 cars on the last night before the deadline, as the team would otherwise run the risk of being caught by the police before the cars can be passed to the bad guys. This automatically removes any excitement from the days preceeding the last night, as Cage's team aren't really doing anything at all. The key to an exciting "race against the clock" theme is to show things gradually going wrong, and unexpected events changing the way things have to be done. In this film, this simply doesn't happen. The result is that the viewer is left not really caring whether Cage is going to complete his mission at all.
Additionally, the film is full of scenes that are highly implausible. A Porsche driven through a plate-glass window suffers no scratches or dents whatsoever; Cage's team rapidly hack into the Vehicle Licensing mainframe computer to locate the 50 (rare) cars, all of which happen to be available in that town; few of the located cars are stored securely - the actual thefts are portrayed as being very simple; the cars all happen to be in the right place at the right time. It's all just too contrived, and whilst one may expect this from an action movie, the action here is so uninteresting that it simply offers no compensation whatsoever.
To make matters worse, the film suffers from an extremely poor set of characters. Cage himself is inanimate at the best of times and inspires little excitement within his tawdry bunch of colleagues. Vinnie Jones crops up as - surprise surprise - a hard man. Jones' character is mute, which at least spares us Vinnie's attempts at conversation. Jones' wise-cracking partner provided some amusing lines, but even these seemed to wear thin after a while. Perhaps the worst member of the cast is Christopher Eccleston, whose Cockney gangster seems particularly out of place, and is about as fearsome as a Woolworth's checkout operator. This villain is so tough that his prime concern rests with the prevention of damage to his hand-made furniture. Oh dear.
The action sequences within the film are not as frequent as you might expect, and are certainly nothing ground-breaking. The climax of the film involves Cage hurtling off the back of a transporter, in order to evade the police and jump a queue of vehicles on a road bridge. The whole sequence, and much of the rest of the film, had a very "Dukes of Hazard" feel about it- except Duke was probably more credible, and infinitely more enjoyable. There are plenty of different cars here, but I expected to see a lot more of them. For the most part the only parts of the cars that we really got to see were the steering columns, in various stages of undress. The "hero" of the film is a Ford GT40 - Cage's dream car, which has a rather rough ride around the city, and ultimately gets trashed - but not before a few speeded up sequences enable Cage to outrun the police.
For me, the film's saving grace was the energetic sound track, including well-known tunes from Groove Armada and Apollo Four Forty. My favourite piece has to be the music from the Marmite advert (not sure who the artist or title is). The music never seems to rest throughout the film, and most tracks used were well-chosen and well-placed.
Considering the overall budget that this film must have run up, this was a shockingly amateur piece of cinema. I can't help but think that, like me, thousands of cinema-goers were lured into a false sense of security by the presence of Nicolas Cage and the promise of great excitement. Duff, from start to finish.
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