... This comes as quite a shock to Elvira, mainly because, having been raised by nuns in an orphanage, she didn’t even know she had an aunt Morgana. But, not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, and hoping that the inheritance might save her Las Vegas show, she sets off.
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Meet Elvira, the notorious American cult heroine. This wise-cracking vamp wishes to open ... more
her own show in Las Vegas but needs $50,000. Suddenly her great aunt Maud dies and Elvira goes to a conservative mid-west town to hear the reading of the will. Elvira is disappointed when she learns that she has only inherited a dilapidated house, a poodle and cook book. To compound this she is accused of being a witch! Elvira discovers the evil force in the town and finds that only she has the power to stop his evil plans.
...as quite a shock to Elvira, mainly because, having been raised by nuns in an orphanage, she didn’t even know she had an aunt Morgana. But, not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, and hoping that the inheritance might save her Las Vegas show, she sets off.
Conservative, sleepy Fallwell doesn’t know what hits it when the barely clad nymphette drives noisily into town. The kids love her outrageous look, the women hate her sexy ... ...your own word here please).
After ruffling a few feathers among the locals, Elvira finds that she has been bequeathed slightly less than she had been hoping for: a rundown house, a mangy looking poodle, and an old recipe book.
Looking to the bright side, if she can fix the house up it might be worth something, and her uncle Vincent, Morgana’s brother, has offered to buy the recipe book for $50. All the town’s kids chip ... more
Elvira is the Goth vamp star of a small network B-movie review show. Sick of the lustful advances of the networks executives, and with the promise of her own Las Vegas cabaret act, she tells the head of the TV company where to stick his job, and walks away.
Unfortunately, her agent has left it until now to tell her that Las Vegas want $50,000 to help finance the show otherwise the deals off. Just as she is desperately wondering where she is going to find $50,000 she gets a telegram.
Her aunt Morgana Talbot has recently died and left her an inheritance, but she needs to go to Fallwell, Massachusetts to collect it. This comes as quite a shock to Elvira, mainly because, having been raised by nuns in an orphanage, she didn’t even know she had an aunt Morgana. But, not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth, and hoping that the inheritance might save her Las Vegas show, she sets off.
Conservative, sleepy Fallwell doesn’t know what hits it when the barely clad nymphette drives noisily into town. The kids love her outrageous look, the women hate her sexy style and the men are knocked out by her…….(well, insert your own word here please).
After ruffling a few feathers among the locals, Elvira finds that she has been bequeathed slightly less than she had been hoping for: a rundown house, a mangy looking poodle, and an old recipe book.
Looking to the bright side, if she can fix the house up it might be worth something, and her uncle Vincent, Morgana’s brother, has offered to buy the recipe book for $50. All the town’s kids chip in to help fix up the house, and do a rather strange job of it, but that suits Elvira just fine.
As the town council formulate a plan to get rid of their new arrival, the local cinema owner, Bob Redding, and Elvira get closer, thanks to a nasty plan from one of the jealous women of the community backfiring. Whilst trying to get more than just a little attention from Bob, Elvira finds the book and decides to cook up a meal for them both.
But instead of stew, thanks to some Elvira-esque touches, she manages to create a monster, which they have to destroy in the waste disposal system. The dog, Gonk, then snatches the book and takes it up to the attic, where Elvira and Bob find a letter from Morgana explaining that the family are witches, and that Vincent must never get his hands on the book, which is really a spell book.
Unfazed by this revelation, Elvira decides to get even with the town council by cooking up the same recipe that created the monster, for their Morality Fayre. Having to substitute even more ingredients this time creates a completely different potion, a love potion, which has all the stuffy old codgers dancing around in some rather unseemly ways.
Recovered from their spell induced debauchery, the council let fly with their recriminations until Vincent steps up and produces an ancient law of Massachusetts which will allow them to burn Elvira at the stake for witchcraft. Thrown in a cell, awaiting execution, Elvira can not prevent the recipe/spell book from falling into the hands of her uncle Vincent, who , as a warlock, wants it so that he can be all-powerful………………..
COMMENT If you like deep meaningful films, this one is not for you. It does not have a great depth of acting, although all the performers manage adequately to pull off their roles. There is no time for building the characters to any depth as the frenetic pace only ever gets faster.
Subtlety is not an option in this film, unless you are able to pick up on the “in jokes”, such as the chairwoman of the council being called Chastity Pariah. Elvira spells out the jokettes in a very blatant manner, although this does not detract from their humour.
Whether you’re into comedy films like this or not, if you’re a bloke, you’re just going to love the Mistress of the Dark’s gusto (or you can insert your own words here). In fact, the trick she does right at the end of the film is quite impressive.
SPECIAL FEATURES Like many films from the 1980’s nowadays, the list of extras for this film is very limited, with just a five and a half minute featurette and the theatrical trailer.
Trailers don’t cut the ice for me, but the featurette is quite cute, although it does go over the film a little too much.
RECOMMENDATION Should you buy this film ?
It’s dross, it’s badly acted, the comedy is mainly sexually orientated and the characters are shallow.
Advantages: Dean Stockwell, horror story with a novel setting, a bit of fun Disadvantages: Wooden acting and some awful dialogue
-night or rainy afternoon no-brainer. Stockwell fans will enjoy it just to see his performance, which doesn?t disappoint. I have to at least give it kudos for such a novel concept of setting a werewolf story in the White House!
My particular print of this film is very washed out, with the colour so faded that it can look almost black and white at times. I do not have the DVD depicted on this page, so I can?t say whether all prints of this film will be in the same condition as mine or whether you?ll get lucky if you buy the copy depicted, but be warned that there is a possibility that other prints may have the same flaw.
I?ve recently discovered that it also appears in a DVD series presented by Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, called ?Elvira?s Movie Macabre?, with optional MST3K-style commentary (MST3K, where are you when we need you?) by Elvira ...
A goofy, campy, poke at puritanism and a sly wink at a host of horror films, ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK is much more fun than it has any right to be. Dreaming of financing her own show in Las Vegas, Elvira leaves Hollywood in her customized Macabremoblie to claim what she thought was an inheritance. However, upon arriving in Fallwell, MA, all she finds is two drooling yokels, an overzealous morality brigade and a creepy great-uncle with more on his mind than long-lost relatives. With her penchant for double entendres and low cut dresses, Elvira scandalizes the town and soon finds herself in danger of being burned at the stake, jeopardizing her chances of ever making it to Vegas.
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