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Although the name of this film sounds more like a bad case of nausea, Deep Rising is a blend of both science fiction and horror. It’s certainly not the finest example of this type of film, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was actually very entertaining.
It is the maiden voyage of the Argonautica – a huge, multi-million dollar cruise liner that has been designed specifically to provide limitless entertainment and pleasure for the world’s richest people. As the passengers party on board they are blissfully unaware of the dark, shabby boat speeding its way towards them. On board the boat are a group of modern-day pirates who have commissioned the craft to take them to the liner. On board the Argonautica, a shadowy figure downloads a foreign programme into the ship’s computers that completely disables every system in use. As the crew of the ship struggle to work out what has happened, a massive shape appears on the radar screen, speeding it’s way towards them from beneath the ocean. When the gang of pirates reach the ship, the craft is completely silent and motionless. The passengers are
nowhere to be found – but the gang soon realise that something terrible has happened on board the Argonautica – and they are most definitely not alone…….
Deep Rising is an effective film because it is exciting – all too often, similar films will spend a long time building up to the action or will dwell heavily on a love interest. Deep Rising is full of action almost from the moment the film starts. However, Deep Rising is also surprisingly horrific – without giving too much away, a lot of people get killed in this movie and the title of my opinion may give you some indication as to the exact method with which they are despatched. The most horrific scenes don’t occur until the film is more than half way through but the effects are extremely graphic and genuinely quite stomach-churning. Needless to say, the action is all ridiculously over-the-top, but I really didn’t care – it looked good, and if you want a logical, realistic film then I’m guessing that you wouldn’t watch this anyway! The finest sequence for me was a breathtaking high speed chase through the stricken cruise liner at the climax of the film.
The film relies heavily on special effects, and the film makers have clearly made a conscious decision to set the film at night – it makes things so much easier from a technical point of view! The quality of the effects is generally quite high, although some scenes were more successful than others. The “monsters” were suitably slimy and ugly, and the scenes with them attacking the occupants of the ship were very realistic. Strangely enough, it was some of the less obvious effects that didn’t particularly impress me – I thought that the Argonautica looked very unbelievable (computer generated sea vessels rarely look good in movies).
I have read elsewhere that the film was completely devoid of humour – a statement with which I disagree completely. This film does have a tongue-in-cheek edge to it – it’s rather like a cross between Titanic, Aliens and The Towering Inferno – and some of the dialogue and interaction is genuinely quite witty.
Where the film really falls down is with the character performances. From the outset, I found most of the cast extremely irritating, completely unlikeable and often very cliched. The good guy of the film (played by Treat Williams) is the skipper of the boat commissioned by the gang of pirates who is rather unwittingly thrown into the whole thing – needless to say he’s a typically cheesy All-American hero who still manages to come out with a few corny jokes when he is facing impending doom. Famke Janssen plays the love interest – a beautiful international jewel thief whose hair never seems to fall out of place. The most irritating character is the archetypal idiot (in this case an engine mechanic) with the most excruciating voice and an inability to get killed. He stumbles from one scene to the next, wailing like Shaggy from Scooby Doo and generally winding everyone up. By the end of the film I was literally urging the monsters to get him just to shut him up.
The bad guys aren’t much better – the leader of the pirates is the usual hard-faced fearsome oriental in a polo-neck sweater. He leads a mismatched band of men who come across like a bag of pick and mix morons. Most nationalities are portrayed poorly - Australian (thick and ill-mannered); English (sly and unpleasant); African (tribal with attitude) – the cliches just keep on coming. That aside, as the band of pirates are the film’s main “menu” it is infinitely entertaining watching them get picked off one by one. This is one of those films that you know is very silly, and completely implausible, but it doesn’t stop still long enough for you to analyse it very closely. It’s a shame that the cast were so poor – but it’s the monsters that steal this show without a doubt – and you don’t really want to spend a lot of money on a cast that has a life expectancy of about twenty minutes after all!
Recommended - but not before you’ve eaten…..
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Production Year: 2005 - Horror - Director: Eli Roth - Original Language: English - Classification: 18 years and over - Starring: Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Shane Daly, Lenka Vlasakova, Eythor Gudjonsson, Jan Vlasak
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