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Comes a film with little to praise. This little known film is very bad. When a group of armed mercaneries intend to rob a cruise ship, they arrive on board a deserted ghost ship to find that things have gone horribly wrong. An ugly sea monster has taken over the ship, and the unlikly bunch of survivers and pirates must race to get themselves off the boat. Fast paced action big guns, poor acting, an un-original plot and lines like 'I've got a bad feeling about this' make this film a true disaster. The hired 'witty' sea dog and his 'grease monkey' work together with the pirates, after overcoming the 'trust no-one idea'. The plot is obvious, people picked off one by one and eaten alive, only the good guys survive. Once on the ship, they find only 3 survivors. The captain, a jewel thief and another crew member.
I got bored halfway through and turned it off. The DVD extras however are quite good, and the sound and picture quality is good. I cannot remember the exact extras, although I think it had a 'making of' section. The quality of the DVD is good but the actual film is pretty bad. I dont think it is good, but if big guns and sea monsters is your thing, give it a rent.
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Production Year: 2005 - Horror - Director: Eli Roth - Original Language: English - Classification: 18 years and over - Starring: Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Shane Daly, Lenka Vlasakova, Eythor Gudjonsson, Jan Vlasak
Sorry, i'm a little tired. I have a large store of reviews offline 9from other sites which I write on) and got a little confused. I'll sort that out! Thank You!
drusilla 17.03.2001 21:21
A useful and well-written opinion, but I was a bit confused. In your actual review you say the acting is poor, but at the bottom you rate it as satisfactory. Why? Also, you claim at the top there is little to praise so why give it 3 stars? Wouldn't 1 or 2 be better? Try not to contradict yourself.
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