This film, in the words of Dickinson, looks as cheap as chips. The effects are really bad and cheesy, the acting is dreadful and the story is ridiculous.
I would not recommend this film to anyone, it just isn't worth the money.
It took me about a week on and off to watch, because I kept getting so bored. The only reason I finished it is because I always finish watching a film when I start, to give it a fair chance. Lots of films are sluggish at the beginning but quite often get better. Not this film. The start is actually better than the end (but still dismal).
The DVD itself is also poor, the menus are clunky and not user-friendly and the extra features are even more boring than the film (if that's possible).
I really don't think that anyone would enjoy this, I can't believe it got made in the first place, let alone released on to DVD!
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Production Year: 2002 - Action/Adventure - Director: Vincenzo Natali - Original Language: English - Classification: 15 years and over - Starring:Lucy Liu, David Hewlett, Anne Marie Scheffler, Joseph Scoren, Matthew Sharp, Jeremy Northam
Production Year: 1964 - Action/Adventure - Director: Cyril Endfield - Original Language: English - Classification: Parental Guidance - Starring:Stanley Baker, Jack Hawkins, Ulla Jacobsson, James Booth, Michael Caine, Nigel Green
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DarkDave 18.10.2005 16:29
fair enough you didn't like the film, but this review contains no information as to the plot, characters, story etc etc... try and give a balanced account or you'l just get bad ratings. let me know if you change anything.. DD
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