American pie

This is a movie that I had wanted to see for absolutely ages. I was meaning to see it ASAP but I just sum how didn’t manage to do this. I had heard lots about this movie and I just thought I must see this as it’s going to be a classic that every one loves for a long time. When I finally managed to see this I was not disappointed at all as it was every thing that I would expect from it and even more! This is a movie that I could watch over and over again and not get sick of watching it (well not for ages anyways) and every time I still laugh so much at it, it doesn’t get old.

Any ways the story line is about these lads that decide to make a pact about one thing! This was to get laid before they officially finish college. The question is would they all mange to do this or not? They then all try different tactics on what they should do to try and make girls more attractive. Some of them may work and some of them may not.

One of these lads has already actually got a girl friend but they just haven’t had sex before. They kiss and snuggle and she gives him blowjobs some of the time but that is as far as they have actually got. So he decides that he needs to make her have an orgasm as she does things for him. He gets this book that has been passed down from lad to lad (lol sounds like a ancient Egyptian kind of thing doesn’t it) that tells them all sorts of secrets about women that all men must know about. He finds something that will make her happy it’s a tongue twister where he puts his tongue inside of her vagina and licks her out. This is a very funny part in the movie as her dad comes up stairs to tell her that her teas ready and she’s shouting am coming am coming so he thinks that she’s coming down stairs for tea when really its not that kind of coming lol. So yeah he manages to please her by doing this and there are a few ups and downs with the relationship but it all works out for them in the end awwww how sweet.

Another one of these lads decides that he will join the choir at the college so that he gets to meet some women. As he knows that, that’s what women like to see in a man some one who is not afraid to show the real him. So he joins this and has actually got a really really good voice and is just about the best singer along side this girl. He starts to like this girl and he charms her. Then he falls in love with her but she sees his mates laughing about her and gets upset about this. But he makes it up for her by doing a song contest instead of playing his sport (football) for his school and makes a sacrifice just so make her happy. So they now end up getting it on together.

Another lad decides to get a girl to spread about rumours about him self. Such as how good he is at certain things and about how good at sex he is and what secret things he has meant to of done. This goes really really well for him at first but then it kind of goes down hill for him. All of these lasses start to get really excited and attracted to him but one lad gets all jealous of him. So he decides to give him some medicine that is meant for constipation. Oh oh this turns out to be really embarrassing for him and he gets made a fool out of in front of every body. But he still manages to get some body. The same lad that gave him this medicine was holding the party for every one at his house. And well he ends up having it off with his mother hehe what a surprise this was to see this happened in the end.

The last lad then is the unluckiest one he gets every thing happening to him that is not exactly good hehe. First of all he gets this father son talk (oh my god) and then his dad starts to talk to him about dirty magazines, wanking and wanting to find a female partner to have sex with. How much more embarrassed can one lad get? Well ill tell you lol much more! Then this foreign girl who is really pretty and every thing asks to go to his house to study as she is stuck on a subject and yes of course him being a lad has to say that he’s really good at that subject “yeah right”. Any ways he thinks oh yeah wahey so he puts a camera on in his room that would be transmitted to every one that he knows so that they can all see her undressing. As she had to change out of her dancing clothes when she got to his house. So this happens and he goes to his mate’s house to watch her undressing and then she reads his porn books lol kinky. His mates all tell him to go to her so that he can get some from her (sex) so this is what he ends up doing. She’s very shocked when he walks in to the room but she gets convinced to stay by him and then she’s even agreeing to sleep with him! Apart from yes he’s got to make a fool out of him self again. He’s getting so turned on by her that he ends up cuming right there and then by just touching her. Hehe this is really funny but she isn’t impressed at all and ends up going after he cums too early a few more times lol. To make matters worse not only did his best mates see this happening but also by accident he sent this life viewing of this to every single person at his school! Oh my god this would make you want to die! Next day every one is all laughing at him apart from this weird lass (Who’s actually willow out of Buffy the vampire slayer) who he ends up going to the dance with, as no one else will. He then finds out that she is really kinky and has done over things with se including sticking a recorder up her self lol. And that she actually seen the live viewing of him but didn’t care as she just wanted to get laid with him as well.

So that’s about the guidelines to what happens in this movie. But you would need to see it for yourself to get the best laughs. They all end up getting laid exactly like they wanted to. It’s a brilliant movie with a brilliant story line. I would recommend that every body should watch it as its really funny and if you’ve got a really good sense of humour like I have then you will totally love it.